tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Tennis Instructor who gave "private lessons". Was recently murdered by the middle aged husband of one of his "students".
Love sucks in tennis as well.
 
Hey @moxie ... You're into the latest fashions - Right?

For those HOT Cali days when you STILL want to wear jeans! :biggrin:

Only $165.00 USD... :martini:

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I forgot to mention that I saw a goddamn squirrel tail on the dog's piss walk this morning!
The hawks leave those in my yard once or twice a year.
It's like they finish their meal, don't want the tail, and just let it fall out of whatever tree they were in while they were dining.

Rude!

At the very least, they should drop them in my neighbor's yard. :heh:
 
Had GF in HS that wore those a lot. Those are fun to unsnap... :heh:
I saw a girl wearing one with jeans the other day, totally unsnapped, with the snappy bits just hanging down. Like wtf? just wear a fucking t-shirt then, ya goddamn moron.
 
I saw a girl wearing one with jeans the other day, totally unsnapped, with the snappy bits just hanging down. Like wtf? just wear a fucking t-shirt then, ya goddamn moron.
I think that is a lame trend happening right now. Seent it on campus and the interwebz en sech too.
 
Someone is looking to get a custom mudhole stomped in dey ass today.

Dumbshit a few weeks ago: blah, blah, blah. Your boss pawned me off onto another one of your VP's. Can I get a meeting?
Moi: Sure, fuckface. Here are some times he has available: X on X, Y on Y, Z on Z.
Dumbshit: Thanks! I can make F on F.
Moi: Well, not what I offered, but here's the closest: X on X. Invite sent.
FF to today...
VP: Dumbshit didn't show for the call. Can you pls. rebook?
Moi: Hey dumbshit - VP said you were absent from the call YOU ASKED FOR. I can offer these new slots: X on X, Y on Y, Z on Z
Dumbshit: Oh! So sorry! I had diarrhea and was sick all night and today! ("food poisoning" but we all know that's a lie). I can do anything on X.
Moi: Cool that you didn't die, I guess. Sending over an invite for X on X.
Dumbshit: Thanks! Can you please reconfirm with me a few days before so I don't miss this meeting again?

Hell and the fuck no. Do I look like some fuckface that would ever consider working for your inept ass? Are you paying me a single red cent NOW? Get all the way the fuck out of here with that booshit. NOW!! GET THE FUCK OUT!
 
Someone is looking to get a custom mudhole stomped in dey ass today.

Dumbshit a few weeks ago: blah, blah, blah. Your boss pawned me off onto another one of your VP's. Can I get a meeting?
Moi: Sure, fuckface. Here are some times he has available: X on X, Y on Y, Z on Z.
Dumbshit: Thanks! I can make F on F.
Moi: Well, not what I offered, but here's the closest: X on X. Invite sent.
FF to today...
VP: Dumbshit didn't show for the call. Can you pls. rebook?
Moi: Hey dumbshit - VP said you were absent from the call YOU ASKED FOR. I can offer these new slots: X on X, Y on Y, Z on Z
Dumbshit: Oh! So sorry! I had diarrhea and was sick all night and today! ("food poisoning" but we all know that's a lie). I can do anything on X.
Moi: Cool that you didn't die, I guess. Sending over an invite for X on X.
Dumbshit: Thanks! Can you please reconfirm with me a few days before so I don't miss this meeting again?

Hell and the fuck no. Do I look like some fuckface that would ever consider working for your inept ass? Are you paying me a single red cent NOW? Get all the way the fuck out of here with that booshit. NOW!! GET THE FUCK OUT!

I hate people who try to shift their responsibilities off to you. Happens quite a lot, and then assholes can point to you as responsible for their fuckups.
 
The police be liking me today. I was pissed when some guy cut me off. I let him know. Went around and let him know again. Flashing lights behind me. Fuckkk. Told me to be careful.
 
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