tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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moxie said:
Someone is looking to get a custom mudhole stomped in dey ass today.

Dumbshit a few weeks ago: blah, blah, blah. Your boss pawned me off onto another one of your VP's. Can I get a meeting?
Moi: Sure, fuckface. Here are some times he has available: X on X, Y on Y, Z on Z.
Dumbshit: Thanks! I can make F on F.
Moi: Well, not what I offered, but here's the closest: X on X. Invite sent.
FF to today...
VP: Dumbshit didn't show for the call. Can you pls. rebook?
Moi: Hey dumbshit - VP said you were absent from the call YOU ASKED FOR. I can offer these new slots: X on X, Y on Y, Z on Z
Dumbshit: Oh! So sorry! I had diarrhea and was sick all night and today! ("food poisoning" but we all know that's a lie). I can do anything on X.
Moi: Cool that you didn't die, I guess. Sending over an invite for X on X.
Dumbshit: Thanks! Can you please reconfirm with me a few days before so I don't miss this meeting again?

Hell and the fuck no. Do I look like some fuckface that would ever consider working for your inept ass? Are you paying me a single red cent NOW? Get all the way the fuck out of here with that booshit. NOW!! GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Aaaahhh... The corporate "rat race". What a rush, huh??? :pop2: :martini:

depressing life GIF
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I hate people who try to shift their responsibilities off to you. Happens quite a lot, and then assholes can point to you as responsible for their fuckups.
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It would be one thing if I could even remotely stand this dude, but he's annoying AF. Same assface who was all up in my shit awhile back about, "We're trying to put together some multimillion dollar deals for your boss! I'm so important!" Really, small fry? All of our deals are multimillion dollar deals, dipshit.
 
huskers1217 said:
The police be liking me today. I was pissed when some guy cut me off. I let him know. Went around and let him know again. Flashing lights behind me. Fuckkk. Told me to be careful.
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lulz at you activating whitey.
 
huskers1217 said:
The police be liking me today. I was pissed when some guy cut me off. I let him know. Went around and let him know again. Flashing lights behind me. Fuckkk. Told me to be careful.
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Ask him:

“You felt the need to taze me yet, bitch? If not, that means I’m being careful.”
 
moxie said:
It would be one thing if I could even remotely stand this dude, but he's annoying AF. Same assface who was all up in my shit awhile back about, "We're trying to put together some multimillion dollar deals for your boss! I'm so important!" Really, small fry? All of our deals are multimillion dollar deals, dipshit.
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The Moxmeister at work......

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tabascojet said:
@craigk217
Time to move to Quebec brah....
pitchfork.com

Arcade Fire’s Win Butler Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women; Frontman Responds

Allegations of inappropriate behavior in his life offstage contrast with Butler’s virtuous public reputation. In lengthy comments, the frontman claims his extramarital relationships were consensual.
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Always had Win Butler pegged as a complete fng dooshbag idiot.

Regine should (but won't) dump him so I can take permanent ownership of her balloon knot.
 
craigk217 said:
Seeing that the d-bag admitting to it ...

Jim Carrey Yes GIF




Asshat doesn't deserve Regine.
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I was just being a bit facetious with that old line from all those old 'whodunits' movies... "the butler did it". :rolleyes2:

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CorpRebel said:
I was just being a bit facetious with that old line from all those old 'whodunits' movies... "the butler did it". :rolleyes2:

:pop2::martini:
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I figgered that, but I couldn't pass up another opportunity to dump on the privileged dooshbag from Houston that just happened to git lucky with a cool chick from Montreal.
 
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