tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

some family and friends in fort myers/cape coral area

Oh, fuck.
Well, I wish them well and you ... calm.
I'd be flipped the fuck out about right now if I had loved ones in that area.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Well, he has been known to say things on the internet that aren't true...

 

[BigRedMoe]

I no longer reside in South Florida but some family and friends in fort myers/cape coral area. Pundits predicting this one amongst the Katrina and Andrew devastation.

I do not reside in the pine barrens that's that phillies rube guy Incognitos hood.

And the only lies I tell on the internet are apologies.... allegedly

 

[tabascojet]

Don't worry buddy.... those nudes I sent are 100% all tabasco

 

[BigRedMoe]

Don't worry buddy.... those nudes I sent are 100% all tabasco

 

[Dolemite censored]

Don't worry buddy.... those nudes I sent are 100% all tabasco

Wait, are they the ones he re-posted with the title "Retarded Midget"?

 

[HammerDown]

They're passing your whore ass mortgage around and gangbanging the fuck out of it and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

You can pay that shit off.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Who made the liver king famous

 

[tabascojet]

Got notice last week they sold my mortgage and got a bill yesterday from old mortgage company. I should probably just pay both to be safe.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Got notice last week they sold my mortgage and got a bill yesterday from old mortgage company. I should probably just pay both to be safe.

Bad idea. Find out the effective date of the sale and the period to which the payment covers.

 

[Hu War Yu]

And the only lies I tell on the internet are apologies.... allegedly

...oh no, thee affrontery, eck settra...

 

[tabascojet]

...oh no, thee affrontery, eck settra...

They're their....

 

[moxie]

I'm not even sure what's going on there.
What I am sure of, however, is I will find an opportunity to use that gif.
It's just too good.

I heard, “well, la-di-da and whoop-dee-fuggin’ doo!”

 

[Inquisitor]

Got notice last week they sold my mortgage and got a bill yesterday from old mortgage company. I should probably just pay both to be safe.

They didn't sell your mortgage. They cloned it.

I got a copy too so send me a check.

 

[williewilliejuan]

They didn't sell your mortgage. They cloned it.

I got a copy too so send me a check.

Mortgage companies going out of business left and right. Finance of America went down today.

 

[huskers1217]

You can pay that shit off.

Let him get out of PMI first. Then we can drop the escrow. Baby steps

 

[PeoplesChicken]

All he needs to worry about is the Jersey Devil and the Pineys

I saw him flying by Jim Cantore at about 80 mph

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Mortgage companies going out of business left and right. Finance of America went down today.

Does this mean my mortgage will "disappear"?

 

[Inquisitor]

Mortgage companies going out of business left and right. Finance of America went down today.

They should borrow from themselves to stay afloat of course.

 

[Inquisitor]

Does this mean my mortgage will "disappear"?

Count on never having your loan left alone.