tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Why not just drink sugar directly from the bowl?


Get a room, heaux meauxs
 
berries er gross
Yer gross. What’s the point of having them if you’re not gonna go all in with berries? Fuggin’ weirdO!

The tiny frosted mini wheats are my staple but if I want a super sugar cereal, it’s all about the trix. And not those fucking booshit ones that tried to use natural food coloring or someshit. The real little fd&c red number five shit, covered in sugar and born from corn syrup or whatever is the worst thing for you these days.

But I don’t drink the milk.
 
You probably wake up every morning hoping it's Saturday.

And that there are cartoons to watch.
Actually, I only eat cereal a handful of times a year, and never for breakfast.

I like frosted mini wheats and honey nut cheerios too, but CC is bomb late night stoner food.
 
Maaan, fuck that. I’d want to haul that meter fuckface into court and have them explain themselves! Then sue them in civil court for wasting my goddamn motherfucking time after I get the judge to allow me to slap them in the face for being a fucking moron.

In a perfect world :sigh:

Miss potty mouth right there.
 
Yer gross. What’s the point of having them if you’re not gonna go all in with berries? Fuggin’ weirdO!

The tiny frosted mini wheats are my staple but if I want a super sugar cereal, it’s all about the trix. And not those fucking booshit ones that tried to use natural food coloring or someshit. The real little fd&c red number five shit, covered in sugar and born from corn syrup or whatever is the worst thing for you these days.

But I don’t drink the milk.
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Came back last night to a ticket for an expired plate (spoiler alert, it actually expires in December) and the dummy who wrote the ticket wrote on it that the plate expired in 2012, a full five years before that plate was even issued.

Meter maids really are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
I have so many questions.... how fucking old is your car?
You can get an expired plate parking ticket? Here that's a vehicle in motion only violation.
Contest by mail? This seems fishy.
Does this meter maid wear glasses? What's their prescription?
How fucking old is yourn vehicle?!?!?
 
I have so many questions.... how fucking old is your car?
You can get an expired plate parking ticket? Here that's a vehicle in motion only violation.
Contest by mail? This seems fishy.
Does this meter maid wear glasses? What's their prescription?
How fucking old is yourn vehicle?!?!?
Car is 6 years old, the plate on it is 5.

Yet they claim the plate expired in 2012 :laugh:
 
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NOT me!! ONLY health problems I have are some annoying sinus issues and acid reflux... Otherwise, I'm in pretty good shape for my age and feel great. NO overweight issues for me... AND I'm an all day snacker and I don't even do "pot"!! :biggrin:

Which reminds me... time to grab a few more choc chip cookies and pop open another can of Coke! :headbanger:
 
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