tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[Dolemite censored]

she sent me two stupid choices. I wish I could pop her in the mouth.

She probably printed them out to tape to her dartboard.

Men don't understand women, but women understand women and they hate each other.

 

[Center Ice]

Men don't understand women, but women understand women and they hate each other.

There are only two ways to argue with a woman.

Neither one of them work.

 

[gobigred]

Better than red.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Well I be, I done tested positive for covid. Stupid urgent care said I didn't have it on Wednesday/Thursday, took a home test today and bam

 

[gobigred]

Well I be, I done tested positive for covid. Stupid urgent care said I didn't have it on Wednesday/Thursday, took a home test today and bam

Yea it happens that way. Usually takes a few days to show up on tests.

 

[Knight&Day]

Well I be, I done tested positive for covid. Stupid urgent care said I didn't have it on Wednesday/Thursday, took a home test today and bam

You’re alright for a SCar/Baylor fan. Gonna miss you.

 

[CorpRebel]

Well I be, I done tested positive for covid. Stupid urgent care said I didn't have it on Wednesday/Thursday, took a home test today and bam

Those home tests probably aren't the best indicator as I understand it. I think that it's the PCR(?) tests (aka the brain tickler test) that are more accurate.

Good Luck, tho!
"GIN for everyone!!" in the "Hu" household...

 

[Hu War Yu]

Yea it happens that way. Usually takes a few days to show up on tests.

All the self tests I've taken, none of them have ever showed close to a positive. This was no mistake after 20 seconds.

It's been feeling more like an ear infection: sore throat, swollen glands, blocked nostrils but with lots of drip. And I have NO appetite.

Oh well, 6 day weekend!

 

[gobigred]

You’re alright for a SCar/Baylor fan. Gonna miss you.

Except he is a Mets fan so that kills all my good Will for @Hu War Yu

 

[Hu War Yu]

Except he is a Mets fan so that kills all my good Will for @Hu War Yu

Clearly they're no threat to anyone

 

[gobigred]

Clearly they're no threat to anyone

 

[CorpRebel]

Except he is a Mets fan so that kills all my good Will for @Hu War Yu

Geez Louize...

 

[gobigred]

Geez Louize...

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[williewilliejuan]

Well I be, I done tested positive for covid. Stupid urgent care said I didn't have it on Wednesday/Thursday, took a home test today and bam

As your unofficial online physician* I prescribe copious amounts of gin.

 

[CorpRebel]

As your unofficial online physician* I prescribe copious amounts of gin.

 

[Hu War Yu]

As your unofficial online physician* I prescribe copious amounts of gin.

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I'm all out, except for the wife's blackberry Gin cough syrup, and that's nasty

 

[Hu War Yu]

On the plus side, wife is gonna sleep on the couch tonight and she said to just tell her what I want to eat, she'll bring it in to me

 

[CorpRebel]

I'm all out, except for the wife's blackberry Gin cough syrup, and that's nasty

That's "piss-poor" planning... What kind of a 'prepper' are you anyway???

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'm all out, except for the wife's blackberry Gin cough syrup, and that's nasty

I thought COVID killed your sense of taste. You should definitely try some.

 

[Inquisitor]

Well I be, I done tested positive for covid. Stupid urgent care said I didn't have it on Wednesday/Thursday, took a home test today and bam

Sure hope you were wearing a mask while typing that.

Gobigred outta disinfect the thread just to be sure.