tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Viking does the no kid thing, too? I knew Virgin did.
Yeah, they make it a big selling point in their literature. Somehow they think I'm an empty-nest'er or something. Got two more brochures today. SAME DAY! PAPER ONES! It's like I'm living in a Dr. Rick commercial.

I even have a "customer number" that appears on all the stuff they send me, as if I somehow signed up for this crap
 
Thanks!

I had thought about staging a fake sacrifice in my back yard (for the benefit of the camera she has pointed at my back yard), but I think I may save that.
One can only trick someone with a rubber chicken and stage-blood pack once.
OR.... You COULD be a bit more "subtle" about it and...

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Yeah, they make it a big selling point in their literature. Somehow they think I'm an empty-nest'er or something. Got two more brochures today. SAME DAY! PAPER ONES! It's like I'm living in a Dr. Rick commercial.

I even have a "customer number" that appears on all the stuff they send me, as if I somehow signed up for this crap
You're a SPECIAL VIP...

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OR.... You COULD be a bit more "subtle" about it and...

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Perfect!

I've already told my friends there's a camera back there, and if they'd like, they're welcome to put on any display they want.

I'm really hoping one of 'em decides to go out there one night and drop trou.

If she sees something she doesn't like, that's on her.

She can either continue to be offended, or point her camera elsewhere.
 
btw - Where are those Vol brothers?!?

That win over Bama was even being discussed out here, in the Bay Area, where I like to say most people think the only thing SEC stands for is the Securities and Exchange Commission.
 
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Perfect!

I've already told my friends there's a camera back there, and if they'd like, they're welcome to put on any display they want.

I'm really hoping of 'em decides to go out there one night and drop trou.

If she sees something she doesn't like, that's on her.

She can either continue to be offended, or point her camera elsewhere.
I got a neighbor like that. He's got one of his porch cams trained to look over OUR porch. He says it's because this way, he's protecting our house for free. I pick my nose and flick it at the cam every time I pass.

You ain't proteckin JACK-SQUAT, holmes, you just nosy AF
 
I got a neighbor like that. He's got one of his porch cams trained to look over OUR porch. He says it's because this way, he's protecting our house for free. I pick my nose and flick it at the cam every time I pass.

You ain't proteckin JACK-SQUAT, holmes, you just nosy AF

This one won't even acknowledge she's filming my yard.
 
I got a neighbor like that. He's got one of his porch cams trained to look over OUR porch. He says it's because this way, he's protecting our house for free. I pick my nose and flick it at the cam every time I pass.

You ain't proteckin JACK-SQUAT, holmes, you just nosy AF
This sign would be appreciated down your way - no?? :dhd:

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This one won't even acknowledge she's filming my yard.
Our neighbor had to, because we asked him outright. Checked with the cops and they said nothing we can do about it, since he's not training it inside our windows or anything. I said, "that we know of..."

Wouldn't shock me if the guy has tried to bug the houses on both sides. He's not only nosy, he's paranoid
 
Those 4 missing cyclists in Oklahoma were allegedly planning a crime. They were going to "hit a lick" which is slang for robbing a drug house. Anyhow, they were found dead and dismembered in a river. I guess they tried to hit a drug house belonging to a Mexican cartel. Some cartels routinely dismember their victims.

 
Those 4 missing cyclists in Oklahoma were allegedly planning a crime. They were going to "hit a lick" which is slang for robbing a drug house. Anyhow, they were found dead and dismembered in a river. I guess they tried to hit a drug house belonging to a Mexican cartel. Some cartels routinely dismember their victims.

Who goes to commit a crime on their bicycle?!?
 
Our neighbor had to, because we asked him outright. Checked with the cops and they said nothing we can do about it, since he's not training it inside our windows or anything. I said, "that we know of..."

Wouldn't shock me if the guy has tried to bug the houses on both sides. He's not only nosy, he's paranoid

One would have thought mine would have had to, since I asked her outright.
She kept changing the subject.
 
Those 4 missing cyclists in Oklahoma were allegedly planning a crime. They were going to "hit a lick" which is slang for robbing a drug house. Anyhow, they were found dead and dismembered in a river. I guess they tried to hit a drug house belonging to a Mexican cartel. Some cartels routinely dismember their victims.

Sooo.... That's what Oklahomans look like. :think:
 
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