tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[fordman84]

They took everyone's pms away at the same time....

Incorrect. While they may have now done so, when he took mine it was because of a joke I made here. And my point was proven, they were reading things here and punishing people there.

 

[tabascojet]

Did they truly???

Spoiler

Not what you were expecting??

Spoiler

"they/them/thiers"

 

[trojanfan12]

@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)

Adopted a friend for Jinks yesterday.

She has not been very friendly to him. lol

 

[Dolemite censored]

She has a really ugly bunion on her right foot.

Meghan Markle enjoys retail therapy amid ‘Deal or No Deal’ backlash

“I ended up quitting the show. I was so much more than what was being objectified on the stage,” she previously said about being a briefcase girl on “Deal or No Deal.”

pagesix.com

 

[gobigred]

She has a really ugly bunion on her right foot.

Meghan Markle enjoys retail therapy amid ‘Deal or No Deal’ backlash

“I ended up quitting the show. I was so much more than what was being objectified on the stage,” she previously said about being a briefcase girl on “Deal or No Deal.”

pagesix.com

Lol at your obsession with her

 

[Dolemite censored]

Lol at your obsession with her

I hate her guts. Only a complete fool would fall for that woman.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I hate her guts. Only a complete fool would fall for that woman.

And one has.

 

[Inquisitor]

It's snowing here.

Never seen snow in the month of October before.

 

[Hu War Yu]

It's snowing here.

Never seen snow in the month of October before.

 

[Inquisitor]

I'll be fine today. But we're probably gonna leave tomorrow.

Then it will be like the Donner party.

 

[Sportsguy]

It's snowing here.

Never seen snow in the month of October before.

You can keep it. I don’t want it to see snow till at least December

 

[tabascojet]

Many of you In here have to deal with idiots in a professional manner...what's your best salutation with a tinge of fuck you but still ok for business? Respectfully just doesn't have the right conveyance for what I want to deliver...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Many of you In here have to deal with idiots in a professional manner...what's your best salutation with a tinge of fuck you but still ok for business? Respectfully just doesn't have the right conveyance for what I want to deliver...

“Let me know if you need additional help.”

”Did you check the email I sent earlier?” (Credit @moxie )

”Warm regards”

”Any updates on this?”

“Please advise”

”Thanks in advance”

”As you are aware”

 

[Hu War Yu]

”Warm regards”

This one bugs the crap out of me. Besides being nonsensical, I've seen it used even when the writer is being a complete jackass

 

[CorpRebel]

Many of you In here have to deal with idiots in a professional manner...what's your best salutation with a tinge of fuck you but still ok for business? Respectfully just doesn't have the right conveyance for what I want to deliver...

Maybe...



Or maybe consult with @moxie for the present trendy what-have-yous in the cubicle world...

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Many of you In here have to deal with idiots in a professional manner...what's your best salutation with a tinge of fuck you but still ok for business? Respectfully just doesn't have the right conveyance for what I want to deliver...

Really depends on the situation.

 

[Inquisitor]

Many of you In here have to deal with idiots in a professional manner...what's your best salutation with a tinge of fuck you but still ok for business? Respectfully just doesn't have the right conveyance for what I want to deliver...

You can say whatever you want as long as you preface it with "With all due respect."

 

[Dolemite censored]

You can say whatever you want as long as you preface it with "With all due respect."

Never use that phrase to a higher up…

 

[Inquisitor]

Never use that phrase to a higher up…

With all due respect, fuck you.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Never use that phrase to a higher up…

Unless you already accepted a new job offer.