tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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trojanfan12 said:
@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)

You're gonna like this...The shelter that I got Darbie from works with a local Vet, so you get a free checkup on any pet you adopt.

Darbie had his appointment yesterday.

We walk in and the whole staff is at the front desk and they ask "Is this Darbie?" I said "Yes".

They ask "He's the one with the little fangs, right?" I said "Yes".

They all start telling me how happy they are for him, they were really cheering for him to get a home, etc.. They love his little fangs so much, a couple of their computers had him as their screensaver. lol
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That makes me smile!
I can't wait to see his picture, including "his little fangs."
 
I am really sick of these Amazon commercials. What the fuck retarded fake ass accent is the announcer affecting? It’s pronounced Am-uh-zon. Not Amma-zin, you stupid frilly cunt.
 
moxie said:
I am really sick of these Amazon commercials. What the fuck retarded fake ass accent is the announcer affecting? It’s pronounced Am-uh-zon. Not Amma-zin, you stupid frilly cunt.
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I hate the football AWS commercials.

Check out this catch that we think only works 2% of the time.

You’re showing it working, you’re probability numbers appear to be wrong.
 
moxie said:
I am really sick of these Amazon commercials. What the fuck retarded fake ass accent is the announcer affecting? It’s pronounced Am-uh-zon. Not Amma-zin, you stupid frilly cunt.
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Jesus, what’s got you all wound up?

How‘s Tizzy doing?
 
Handicappers said:
Jesus, what’s got you all wound up?

How‘s Tizzy doing?
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maxie is being super observant.

t-sizzle is about eleventy steps above PERFECT.

Anymore brain busters??
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
That makes me smile!
I can't wait to see his picture, including "his little fangs."
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I'll try to get one that shows his "fangs". The shelter had a great picture on their website where you could really see them. But it's down now. That picture was part of what first got me interested in adopting him.
 
I gotta get Paramount Plus. The clips I've seen of the new Beavis and Butthead episodes are funny af.
 
moxie said:
I am really sick of these Amazon commercials. What the fuck retarded fake ass accent is the announcer affecting? It’s pronounced Am-uh-zon. Not Amma-zin, you stupid frilly cunt.
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I'll take drunk chicks posting on sports forums for $300, Alex.
 
BigRedMoe said:
Mike Judge running it?
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As far as I know?:noidea:

It's fucking great. They make fun of tik toks en shit instead of music videos.

The one I saw this morning was called "Filthy Breakfast" (lol), and it was one of those bushcraft cooking videos. Dead. Soo goddamned funny.
 
Some real talkative mufukas around her lately
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Some real talkative mufukas around her lately
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Sup Hello GIF by The Detour
 
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