tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[tabascojet]

Different incidents, fool. I get followed quite a bit.

You still pretending you're black...OK got it

 

[Dolemite censored]

You still pretending you're black...OK got it

You mean its not working?

 

[moxie]

I need a goddamn blender but don’t wanna pay full price for the vitamix. When do Costco’s holiday sales start?

 

[tabascojet]

I need a goddamn blender but don’t wanna pay full price for the vitamix. When do Costco’s holiday sales start?

Prime day perhaps?

 

[moxie]

Prime day perhaps?

Ew. I just saw an email from amma-zin akerting me that my prime membership is due to renew pretty soon…why do I have that again?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Ew. I just saw an email from amma-zin akerting me that my prime membership is due to renew pretty soon…why do I have that again?

So you can watch Diz-Knee?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Ew. I just saw an email from amma-zin akerting me that my prime membership is due to renew pretty soon…why do I have that again?

To help Bezos pay his alimony.

 

[huskers1217]

So you can watch Diz-Knee?

Diz_knee nutz is different

 

[huskers1217]

Ew. I just saw an email from amma-zin akerting me that my prime membership is due to renew pretty soon…why do I have that again?

 

[moxie]

So you can watch Diz-Knee?

Nah- they’ve got me through hulu.


Which reminds me: I get a discount if I switch my auto billing to my Amex. Gotta put that on my to do list!

 

[huskers1217]

Nah- they’ve got me through hulu.


Which reminds me: I get a discount if I switch my auto billing to my Amex. Gotta put that on my to do list!

i have verizon cell. i get dizz knee jizznee and hulu all for free

 

[moxie]

i have verizon cell. i get dizz knee jizznee and hulu all for free

I should switch but I’m too farkin’ lazy!

 

[williewilliejuan]

I should switch but I’m too farkin’ lazy!

I think at some point you get so intertwined with a company, switching is just a hassle.

 

[steelerssb]

I think at some point you get so intertwined with a company, switching is just a hassle.

Thats how those bassturds get us hooked

 

[steelerssb]

Though to be fair the only time you'd consider switching like, say, insurance it's probably because they pissed you off in some way.

 

[Dolemite censored]

say, insurance

 

[Dolemite censored]

Though to be fair the only time you'd consider switching like, say, insurance it's probably because they pissed you off in some way.

Or they jacked up the price/premium and its time to tell them to fuck off.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You mean its not working?

 

[Dolemite censored]

i have verizon cell. i get dizz knee jizznee and hulu all for free

I should switch but I’m too farkin’ lazy!

T-Mobile and Verizon quarterly dividends are payable tomorrow. I don't pay them, they pay me while I cheap out on Consumer Cellular.

 

[huskers1217]

T-Mobile and Verizon quarterly dividends are payable tomorrow. I don't pay them, they pay me while I cheap out on Consumer Cellular.

How much is consumer cell