tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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*just the smart, funny ones. The weird trolls can munch on their bags of dicks.
 
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beardown07 said:
Fuck, it's hard to imagine being so fucking pathetic, that a bag of fucking candy was something to even discuss.


Goddamn dude...
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Its not a "bag" of candy. I had to dish shit out to over 150 fucking kids. That's industrial sized amounts, asshole. Then after 8pm, bands of teenagers started showing up. Fuck that noise. Candy cost me about $75 plus last year's surplus.
 
Anyhow, I'll buy next year's candy over the next couple of days while it's discounted 80%.
 
Found out a friend got an accidental pregnancy and wasn't sure to say I'm sorry or congrats

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Flavortown Tebow said:
Male = Sorry
Female = Congrats
You're welcome.
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I just went with the how are you feeling today get a gauge. I think she's happy but this was definitely unplanned so it could've legit went either way.
 
@beardown07 wtf happened last night? I missed so much shit! Also- you want my version of events from however many years ago or do you want me to ask @Parka to regale y’all? I’m good either way.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Its not a "bag" of candy. I had to dish shit out to over 150 fucking kids. That's industrial sized amounts, asshole. Then after 8pm, bands of teenagers started showing up. Fuck that noise. Candy cost me about $75 plus last year's surplus.
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beardown07 said:
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I feel like this should be a PM because i like that other narrative. Me. A stalker. ♥️

I wish I had that much conviction to be so dedicated. 🥹 My time cards would be done at 5:01pm PT every Friday!
 
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