tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
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That reminds me of the mother who, one year, stood at my front door and complained I wasn't giving out "healthy snacks" for Halloween.
It was all I could do not to tell her to take her healthy snacks and shove them up her ass, but there were little kids around, so I controlled myself.
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Jalen rose had a great riff on his show on halloween... " we don't want your prunes, your change, you unwrapped candy, your granola bars, your coupons, etc"
 
tabascojet said:
I thought you ripping on your neighbor applied....duly noted
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Ah, I wasn't thinking about that, but she is definitely not my kind.
First of all, she's this ditzy "I grew up in LA, and a combination of too much sun and Botox has fried my brain."
Secondly, I don't consider myself a Californian, and most people out here figure out pretty quickly I'm not from here.
Strangely enough, the majority seem to think I'm from New York, but I figure that's because I made a concerted effort to get rid of my accent (although it still comes out under certain circumstances), plus they don't tend to think there's anything between California and New York, so if I'm not from here, I must be from there.
That isn't all Californians, but it's definitely a lot of them.
 
Wurk SUCK
 
Dolemite censored said:
Seize the opportunity to syndicate value added deliverables and align with customer pain points.
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Right now I'm dealing with another mentally ill individual who wants to complain that we're setting him up and violating his HIPAA rights.

When I asked for clarity, he said he didn't know how they were doing it, but he knows everything there is to know about HIPAA.
 
So, the broad's brother's neighbor broke into his house naked and was jacking it. He walked in on the kid in the middle of the deed.

2022 America.
 
Hu War Yu said:
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Right now I'm dealing with another mentally ill individual who wants to complain that we're setting him up and violating his HIPAA rights.

When I asked for clarity, he said he didn't know how they were doing it, but he knows everything there is to know about HIPAA.
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Had to take my car in for a tune up or something and they gave me a $90k loaner. I wanted to put the top down, blast the heater and open that lil' bech up, alas, as soon as i pulled out of the parking lot, it started dumping rain :tsk:
 
moxie said:
Had to take my car in for a tune up or something and they gave me a $90k loaner. I wanted to put the top down, blast the heater and open that lil' bech up, alas, as soon as i pulled out of the parking lot, it started dumping rain :tsk:
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It's like raaaaaiiiinnn on your loaner day.....
 
moxie said:
Had to take my car in for a tune up or something and they gave me a $90k loaner. I wanted to put the top down, blast the heater and open that lil' bech up, alas, as soon as i pulled out of the parking lot, it started dumping rain :tsk:
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What make/model was it? More details, please.
 
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