tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Dolemite censored said:
Actually if a lump sum is claimed, you get $55M instead of $110M. Then they tax that $55M, so you end up with about $36M after taxes. Even less if there's a state income tax.
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Yeah, better go with the billion
 
moxie said:
is that how much bentleys are? Better get my ass in line for them lotto munnies!
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I have no idea. I thought they were somewhere between 100k and 200k.
 
Watched a little bit of the beginning of tonight's game then had to leave. Then was at a store where the game was going on in the background and could only wonder if the Astros were ever going to score again. Then when I finally got home, I saw that they finally scored 5 runs.

Never had any idea there was a no-hitter going on until the end. :faint:
 
Cause I've got one hand in my pocket...

And the other one's flipping off a Phillies fan...
 
Disturbing work scenes: the director of communications stopped by my desk earlier, said he just found out he was being laid off. They told him when he showed up for work. HR was following him around the office as he said goodbye to people, then they were going to escort him out of the building.

This is not a person that I could ever imagine was doing anything unethical. Really bad for morale.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Disturbing work scenes: the director of communications stopped by my desk earlier, said he just found out he was being laid off. They told him when he showed up for work. HR was following him around the office as he said goodbye to people, then they were going to escort him out of the building.

This is not a person that I could ever imagine was doing anything unethical. Really bad for morale.
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Did he sleep with the cleaning lady?
 
tabascojet said:
Parodies are not puns.... Weird al is a national treasure.
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Confused Kristen Wiig GIF
 
Hu War Yu said:
Disturbing work scenes: the director of communications stopped by my desk earlier, said he just found out he was being laid off. They told him when he showed up for work. HR was following him around the office as he said goodbye to people, then they were going to escort him out of the building.

This is not a person that I could ever imagine was doing anything unethical. Really bad for morale.
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Well how is anybody gonna be able to talk to one another without a director of communications?
 
Inquisitor said:
Well how is anybody gonna be able to talk to one another without a director of communications?
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I'm so lost...even had trouble finding the hoop this morning

Coworkers are babbling at each other in the hallways
 
So Verlander vs Syndergaard tonight. Bet the over.
 
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