tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Update your LinkedIn and Indeed profiles, stat.
the other day i told him i was submitting my name for the voluntary layoff program because he's a PITA. He had a millisecond of dead ass fear in his eyes :laugh:
 
Teens are idiots: my son and his friends got locked in a park that closes at 6PM. His mom is all freaking out and calling 911, I'm telling him "find the lowest fence and climb out"
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She can hang out with Huxie, he's three Manhattans to the wind
Dang. We're fuggin' lagging! Just refilled the bird feeder and tossed in a load of laundry. Might have to take a shot to catch up. Of course, martinis are just fancy shots :eyebrows:

Also- the dealership called the other day but I missed the call. I called them back, had to leave a VM. This was Monday. He called again just awhile ago to let me know that my car is pretty much ready but they're still waiting for a part for... get this... THE APP that isn't working right. The fucking PHONE APP! WTF? I was like..."so... do I come get my car...or....?" and he's like, "nah, we'll call you tomorrow with another update." what kind of filthy part do they need to make the stupid ass app work correctly? Ridiculous.
 
Jeopardy TOC, beaches!! I hope Amy Schneider and Mattea Roach lose bigly
 
Man, this is a STACKED semifinal
 
Yeah, I could see you bastards celebrating my near-death with chants of, "DIE, BECH! GIVE US MAXIE!" :tsk:
They did that shit to you I'd smack 'em all right upside their fuckin' heads ...

Really hard.

Maxie may be entertaining, but so are you.
Plus, you're polite AF.

btw - It's so cold ...

(how cold is it???) ...

It's so cold my cat, whose coat is very thick and very long, when I put a blanket down I'd just taken out of dryer, somehow got herself curled up underneath it before I could pick it back up to fold it and put it away.
 
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