tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[huskers1217]

I found this funny

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[Dolemite censored]

Aww, hellz naw, fam! Get you a bottle of vino, cut up some fruit and splash some rum in the mix. Fun in a glass!

 

[Hu War Yu]

 

[steelerssb]

@moxie time card

(this message was apparently saved as a draft so it's a sign)

 

[steelerssb]

Getting me some of that Glühwein at the Christmas market tonight

 

[huskers1217]

Getting me some of that Glühwein at the Christmas market tonight

do they sell Sangria or timesheets there?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Getting me some of that Glühwein at the Christmas market tonight

Glue wine???

 

[steelerssb]

Glue wine???

Something like that

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Did someone say "sangria?!?"

Sangria es muy bueno.

 

[tabascojet]

Glue wine???

That's the homemade wine with fruit in it that your weird uncle has had in the basement for decades....

 

[CorpRebel]

What kind of lame west coaster bad mouths sangria?

I bailed outta the wonkers Cali "La La Land" years ago.

Besides... I wasn't necessarily "bad mouthing" sangria, it's just ...

 

[CorpRebel]

He's an East Coaster now, he only drinks Narragansetts and Sam Adams

NO Narrys for me... might as well drink Budweisers!

 

[huskers1217]

@moxie ya gotta let me know about these jobbies en sech in SF

 

[Hu War Yu]

Did someone say "sangria?!?"

Sangria es muy bueno.

 

[Hu War Yu]

That's the homemade wine with fruit in it that your weird uncle has had in the basement for decades....

So it's like the fruitcake of Sangria?

 

[Hu War Yu]

NO Narrys for me... might as well drink Budweisers!

I'll drink either one of them

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I bailed outta the wonkers Cali "La La Land" years ago.

Besides... I wasn't necessarily "bad mouthing" sangria, it's just ...

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You used to live in LA???

I'm sorry.

I mean, the Bay Area has a lot of whacked out people, and I mean a lot, but LA makes people in the Bay Area seem almost normal.

 

[Hu War Yu]

So freakin' tired of boomers:

Boomer: Can your team do a couple of surveys for us?
Me: Yes, Guy #1 can take care of it
Guy #1: Hi Boomer, how long would you like the survey to remain open?
Boomer: You can close it Friday at noon.
Guy #1, Friday, 1:15PM: Hello Boomer, here are your survey results
Boomer, 3:15PM: Hi Guy, this person wanted to do the survey, but it said it was already closed, can you put their responses in and re-send us the survey results? Also when I go to print out the survey it cuts off the comments can we fix that so all the comments get printed out?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I'd say, "I like you, too," but then you'd probably say "that counts as flirting, so ..."

So it's like the fruitcake of Sangria?

No, if it was the fruitcake of Sangria, it wouldn't be sitting in the basement -
It would be given to someone who then regifts it, then that person regifts it, then that person regifts it ...

 

[Handicappers]

You used to live in LA???

I'm sorry.

I mean, the Bay Area has a lot of whacked out people, and I mean a lot, but LA makes people in the Bay Area seem almost normal.

This is true. I had a homeless guy sneak up on me while doing some testing at a cell site. He said “this is my spot” and proceeded to get a handful of poo out of pants and smear it on building. I had to leave.