tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[huskers1217]

@111MeaninglessWins and @Inquisitor did the minute maid tour today. Bagwell walking through the building like he owns it..

also, the new guy Abreu was there last week and took time to talk to some kids. seems like you guys got a real good dude .

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Well…chrimmus makes me feel all squishy & yeeee!!

I wish I was more like that. I don't need to feel all squishy and yeeeee, but it would be nice not to feel like I'm about to punch someone in the fuckin' face.

Oops, sorry, was that last part in my "outside voice?"

Also... need one of these!!

You better find a fur-lined rain jacket for Izzy.
It is officially colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Holy. Fuck.

 

[Mofo]

Why does that like Arnold SchwarzenKramer?

tee hee

 

[moxie]

I wish I was more like that. I don't need to feel all squishy and yeeeee, but it would be nice not to feel like I'm about to punch someone in the fuckin' face.

Oops, sorry, was that last part in my "outside voice?"


You better find a fur-lined rain jacket for Izzy.
It is officially colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Holy. Fuck.

Her trip outside this morning was lightning quick and it had only begun to drizzle. I honestly had no idea it was going to rain this week - hasn't let up since this morning. Put me in a snooze mood so we took a lunch hour nap and I am dreading going back out because it DOES look cold! She does have a little jacket, but it's not waterproof and she never stays under my umbrella. Ugh. She's going to stink everything up! Wish she'd just go in the toilet.

 

[steelerssb]

Boxing is the exercise I didn't know I was missing.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Why did nobody mention that it was going to be pouring rain today? Like, NOBODY said a friggin' word about it! It's just - RAINING!

And I'm skuuurrrt to use stuff like instacart to bring me more milk (that SOMEone left out on the counter last night!) because I'm afraid they're going to get me something gross like 1% in a half gallon size when I want a quart of the fat stuff.

Get your own milk. Don't let some underpaid peon choose your food.

Wat if they are unsanitary people? What if they don't wash their hands after taking a dump, and then they go select your online order?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Californians should be rejoicing because of the rain.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Boxing is the exercise I didn't know I was missing.

This tells me the punching bag isn't punching you back.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Damn, CNN fired Chris Cillizza. He was pretty good.

 

[steelerssb]

This tells me the punching bag isn't punching you back.

You'd be correct but I am more and more wanting someone who would hit back to make it more of a challenge.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You'd be correct but I am more and more wanting someone who would hit back to make it more of a challenge.

Do some research here.

https://hooplanation.com/threads/knocked-the-fuck-out.7807/

 

[Dolemite censored]

Chrissy Teigen @ White House State Dinner.

WTF is she wearing? A garage bag? A parachute? A tent blown away by Hurricane Ian? A tarp?

 

[beardown07]

Chrissy Tiegen @ White House State Dinner.

WTF is she wearing? A garage bag?

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Thanks for the fashion update, Joan Rivers' dried up snatch.

 

[CorpRebel]

I could always read like a mawfk but the second I see a number, my brain fritzes out. Fuck numbers. Rude little curly bitches. 5. Lookit how stupid that shape is.

I thought 'Maff' was your specialty?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Boxing is the exercise I didn't know I was missing.

Actual sparring or just bag work? Either one can kick your ass. I've been think of buying a heavy bag again.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Thanks for the fashion update, Joan Rivers' dried up snatch.

Go fuck yourself.

 

[moxie]

Inb4 “time card, moxie”!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Inb4 “time card, moxie”!

 

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