tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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LOL @ The Maury Show.

Hoochie mama had 2 men on and she was 10,000% convinced her current BF was the father of her 2 bastards, but that her ex wasn't, even though she confessed to banging the ex around the time she got pregnant with both.

Maury read the results and neither one was the dad.

Hoochie mama runs screaming down the hall and they asked her who the real dad was.

She had no idea.

Hilarious.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Birds of a feather...
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So this morning, the last thing I tell my daughter, was to make sure she was ready to go at the end of the day, so she could hurry out, and not keep me and the boy waiting in the fucking arctic.

Literally the longest wait of the year. 12 fucking minutes standing out there in that shit. When she finally comes out, she starts running like a light just went off that she was supposed to fucking hurry, BUT the idiot didn't zip up her backpack, so she bounces all her shit out. Fucking yardsale. Library books, boots, gloves....:gaah: She's tryna carry this big dumb valentine's box the whole time.:L

Fucking face feels sunburned ffs.
 
To all the Cornhub lutfisk luvvin doubters ...

Sawwy it was a day late, but git sum ...

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
LOL @ The Maury Show.

Hoochie mama had 2 men on and she was 10,000% convinced her current BF was the father of her 2 bastards, but that her ex wasn't, even though she confessed to banging the ex around the time she got pregnant with both.

Maury read the results and neither one was the dad.

Hoochie mama runs screaming down the hall and they asked her who the real dad was.

She had no idea.

Hilarious.
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Maury is still on? These can't be real people at this point, can they?
 
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To all the Cornhub lutfisk luvvin doubters ...

Sawwy it was a day late, but git sum ...

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sorry, i'm bored out of my mind and this thread is the only game in town, didn't think i needed a popeye level translator to decode posts. all i can make from this is he put in a lot of effort to make a bland looking potato dish. thoughts and prayers.
 
Bender said:
sorry, i'm bored out of my mind and this thread is the only game in town, didn't think i needed a popeye level translator to decode posts. all i can make from this is he put in a lot of effort to make a bland looking potato dish. thoughts and prayers.
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:welcome:
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
LOL @ The Maury Show.

Hoochie mama had 2 men on and she was 10,000% convinced her current BF was the father of her 2 bastards, but that her ex wasn't, even though she confessed to banging the ex around the time she got pregnant with both.

Maury read the results and neither one was the dad.

Hoochie mama runs screaming down the hall and they asked her who the real dad was.

She had no idea.

Hilarious.
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I bet Maury is the dad
 
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