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No, lame ass. You can't lay shit like that on someone else. That's all you.
Hey, I understand- you're just not feeling creative. It happens all the time to stupid people...
 
I must confess that in a stupid people contest, I am no match for you.
You would know- you're probably entered into a lot of stupid people contests.



See how lazy that was? :facepalm:
 
Fuck off @Mofo, you're already 4 cans short of a six pack mentally.
Awww, looks like someone can't take a joke. What- was it the Hardees throw-in? Lose a few pounds around the midsection, and it won't bite so hard, big boy.
 
You would know- you're probably entered into a lot of stupid people contests.



See how lazy that was? :facepalm:

Awww, looks like someone can't take a joke. What- was it the Hardees throw-in? Lose a few pounds around the midsection, and it won't bite so hard, big boy.


Now I understand why cats enjoy playing with their prey...

Anyhow, I tip the scale at 177 pounds at 6'1" so there's no midsection to speak of.

And what do you mean I can't take a joke? I'm tolerating you aren't I?
 
Now I understand why cats enjoy playing with their prey...

Anyhow, I tip the scale at 177 pounds at 6'1" so there's no midsection to speak of.

And what do you mean I can't take a joke? I'm tolerating you aren't I?
Cut-rate dentistry jab then?

The upsetter doesn't like being upset.
Sorry douche. Had a spot of work.
 
Yeah, cleanup on Aisle 6...
Better...

Before long you can put down "Snappy Comebacks for Dummies" and you'll be working your own creative insults. Bravo!
 
It might also be the neighborhoods you frequent. Reptile pet stores are usually in the same places as dollar stores, payday loan places, unlicensed dentists, back alleys where strange guys pick up transsexual prostitutes and Hardees restaurants. At least, that's what Craig sez.

Sounds like you have experience in that regard.

Read the last sentence in my post above, dumbass.

No, lame ass. You can't lay shit like that on someone else. That's all you.

Hey, I understand- you're just not feeling creative. It happens all the time to stupid people...

I must confess that in a stupid people contest, I am no match for you.

Fuck off @Mofo, you're already 4 cans short of a six pack mentally.

You would know- you're probably entered into a lot of stupid people contests.



See how lazy that was? :facepalm:

Awww, looks like someone can't take a joke. What- was it the Hardees throw-in? Lose a few pounds around the midsection, and it won't bite so hard, big boy.

Now I understand why cats enjoy playing with their prey...

Anyhow, I tip the scale at 177 pounds at 6'1" so there's no midsection to speak of.

And what do you mean I can't take a joke? I'm tolerating you aren't I?

The upsetter doesn't like being upset.

Cut-rate dentistry jab then?


Sorry douche. Had a spot of work.

Yeah, cleanup on Aisle 6...

Better...

Before long you can put down "Snappy Comebacks for Dummies" and you'll be working your own creative insults. Bravo!

Now look at who can't take a joke...

Wait- you said a joke?
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