tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! Don't these assholes have any friggin' pride?! A stupid Speed Bingo was set up for the hour and these hoes were dicking around for 20 minutes, trying to figure out how to PLAY FUCKING BINGO?! This one chick is all, "Can you repeat the last X? I missed them." WTF?! First of all, tough shit, it's SPEED BINGO, KEEP UP! Second of all, there's a running list on the goddamn screen!!

I think it's best I decline these "team building" events in the future. That was really annoying.
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moxie said:
Growing up, I had an aunt that had these massive tiddies. YUGE. Had to get specially made bras and finally got a reduction down to a D or something, so i know big tits. My 3rd grade music teacher's were even bigger. She was a biggun, but not grotesque...but big in a teachery kind of way. Think: the teacher on A Christmas Story. Well, this massive tittied woman would come in twice a week to teach us music and she'd be up there, waving her arms while trying to teach us how to play and her goddamn long ass necklace would slip over one boob and get stuck there and I would just lose my shit, laughing so hard.
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BigRedMoe said:
Can we make this a daily thing? Tiddy Story Time with @moxie or maybe @moxie's Tiddy Collection?
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I still dream bout muh German teacher.

Ermahgerd ... those tittays ... and she rarely wore a boob harness. She was quite proud of those of those pupz, and she was justified.
 
craigk217 said:
I still dream bout muh German teacher.

Ermahgerd ... those tittays ... and she rarely wore a boob harness. She was quite proud of those of those pupz, and she was justified.
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We used to call my German teacher Her Frauness.
She didn't like that very much. :heh:
 
craigk217 said:
I still dream bout muh German teacher.

Ermahgerd ... those tittays ... and she rarely wore a boob harness. She was quite proud of those of those pupz, and she was justified.
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Tell us about when you fingered her under that tree.
 
steelerssb said:
German women aren't THAT angry
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She was. As much as she disliked being called Her Frauness, she disliked it even more that I insisted on speaking German using the accent of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.

Even just saying the title of our textbook, Unsere Freunde, with that accent was enough to damn near make steam come out of her ears.
I know this is probably truly shocking, but I was a li'l shit then, too. :heh:
 
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