tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
I told my new co-worker that unless she specifies that something is urgent, i won't answer her emails/texts after hours (7p is my usual cut-off) but I found myself struggling to stick to that when she was texting after 9 last night. But I have to stand my ground for my own sanity :mad2: In normal times, i rarely opened my laptop once I got home but now that it's a permanent fixture in my house, it's harder to ignore.
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Peter Gozintite said:
Man I am fucking miserable. Got some fucking saw dust in my eye on Saturday, scratched my cornea and lower eye. Of course that got infected, and I am just a hot mess. The light sensitivity is fucking excruciating.

The worst part about the whole fucking thing is, I ran a chainsaw for 3 to 4 hours, straight. Like almost 3 tanks of gas. Wore my safety glasses the entire time. When did I get shit in my eye? When we were done and eating pizza, a huge gust of wind came out of no where and blew shit from my shirt, and/or hat, right into my eye. I felt it scratch when I closed my sys lid, and ran inside to flush it out.

Never felt like it cleared, but I knew there was a scratch. SO SUnday I thought I would just tough it out and see what happens. Went to urgent care yesterday and there was multiple scratches and infection. Had to drive across town this morning and I was fucking dying! The light is so painful, I cant take it, and even trying to drive with one eye doesnt help. Might be the day I jump off the stratosphere.
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Damn that sucks. I got some real bad dirt in my eye last fall when working outside and my eye was pretty irritated for a day or two.
 
BigRedMoe said:
I've done this before... during a sex accident.... the night before Thanksgiving. I had to wear an eye patch for almost a week and the eye just constantly waters and hurts. I feel for ya, bruv.
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Please, no details.
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Lol I’m curious wtf they were doing during sex that would cause him to wear an eye patch for a week.
 
gobigred said:
Lol I’m curious wtf they were doing during sex that would cause him to wear an eye patch for a week.
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It was a Three Stooges move gone awry. First I pulled her hair, then slapped her ass, but I forgot to block her eye gouge.
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Peter Gozintite said:
Man I am fucking miserable. Got some fucking saw dust in my eye on Saturday, scratched my cornea and lower eye. Of course that got infected, and I am just a hot mess. The light sensitivity is fucking excruciating.

The worst part about the whole fucking thing is, I ran a chainsaw for 3 to 4 hours, straight. Like almost 3 tanks of gas. Wore my safety glasses the entire time. When did I get shit in my eye? When we were done and eating pizza, a huge gust of wind came out of no where and blew shit from my shirt, and/or hat, right into my eye. I felt it scratch when I closed my sys lid, and ran inside to flush it out.

Never felt like it cleared, but I knew there was a scratch. SO SUnday I thought I would just tough it out and see what happens. Went to urgent care yesterday and there was multiple scratches and infection. Had to drive across town this morning and I was fucking dying! The light is so painful, I cant take it, and even trying to drive with one eye doesnt help. Might be the day I jump off the stratosphere.
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Aw, fuck.

I scratched my cornea years back and to this very day it is still the most ... I don't even know how to describe it ... not painful, but utterly maddening, like, thought I was losing my fuckin' mind, feeling I've ever experienced.

I wish I could remember how long it took to get better. I did have an eye patch for ... I wanna say a week.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
You should call in sick.
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We're now getting 12 hours of "Wellness Time for each half of the year, so I think I'm gonna use some up when the boss is on vacay at the end of the month, or maybe when I planned to take a long weekend in April. I need a change of scenery.
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Is that the new go-getter person you mentioned a few weeks back?
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Nah, that one is annoying the shit out of all the other admins on my team. She forwards EVERYTHING and we're supposed to be posting to Teams to reduce inbox clutter. The other gals are always texting me after she sends one of her notes out, saying she's too much :laugh: I had a scheduled 15 minute call with her the other day and she rambled on for 29 minutes, presenting her screen to show me how she organizes her Teams/Folders and Sharepoint, etc. I had another call at the top of the hour so while she was all, "blah, blah, blah, i do this for velocity, blah, blah, blah" I was all, "speaking of velocity - we need to get this meeting booked and I need to hop on another call, so let's table this discussion for another time." JESUS MURPHY! A million miles a minute!
 
@moxie - I notice you've changed your av to a St. Patrick's Day theme.
Is Easter after that? Does that one have li'l eggs, or bunnies, instead of Shamrocks?

And what does Cinco de Mayo have ... li'l tacos?
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
@moxie - I notice you've changed your av to a St. Patrick's Day theme.
Is Easter after that? Does that one have li'l eggs, or bunnies, instead of Shamrocks?

And what does Cinco de Mayo have ... li'l tacos?
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:love: YES! All great ideas!! I'll have to get some props for her! And some tequila for Cinco de Drinko!
 
moxie said:
:love: YES! All great ideas!! I'll have to get some props for her! And some tequila for Cinco de Drinko!
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Finally getting your money's worth outta that Cricut, eh? :heh:
 
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