tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Hu War Yu]

Dibs on your vcash.

Let's wait until after the NCAA pickems, I'm about to clean house

 

[Dolemite censored]

If ads that show up when someone checks their email are based on a person's search history ...

What does it say that an ad depicting potatoes in a dish washer just showed up when I went to check my email?

I think it means that you're an adventurous and unconventional cook... and that you like your spuds super clean!

Yes, but did she find the ads a-peeling?

 

[Mofo]

What??? They let that joker back in here?

I'm out

What? Where? Did he show up in a thread, saying, "Bitch better have my money!"

 

[moxie]

wtf. lol

I would do unspeakable things to Nick.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I would do unspeakable things to Nick.

So would i

Spoiler

 

[Camfantasy]

I would do unspeakable things to Nick.

keep it in your pants, hussy

 

[moxie]

keep it in your pants, hussy

Pants? Who even wears pants anymore?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Pants? Who even wears pants anymore?

Ooh, hi there

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Pants? Who even wears pants anymore?

 

[Camfantasy]

Pants? Who even wears pants anymore?

not winnie the pooh.....that's fo sho

 

[moxie]

not winnie the pooh.....that's fo sho

 

[Camfantasy]

is a duck's ass crack on the bottom?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Pants? Who even wears pants anymore?

You're gonna hate me, but I couldn't resist:

Whassup britches?

 

[Dolemite censored]

You're gonna hate me, but I couldn't resist:

Whassup britches?

Cut me some slack...

 

[gobigred]

is a duck's ass crack on the bottom?

Where’s @OregonDucks when you need him? He would know this kind of things after his affair with the Ducks mascot

 

[BigRedMoe]

Where’s @OregonDucks when you need him? He would know this kind of things after his affair with the Ducks mascot

He wouldn't know, he was the bottom in that "relationship".

 

[Dolemite censored]

Where’s @OregonDucks when you need him? He would know this kind of things after his affair with the Ducks mascot

I think he would duck a response on that.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Pants? Who even wears pants anymore?

That sounds un-seamly.

 

[gobigred]

Pants? Who even wears pants anymore?

I think they would frown on me not wearing pants at school.

 

[moxie]

I think they would frown on me not wearing pants at school.

I'm not sure anyone notices you're even there, though.