tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Mofo]

Hey @Dole ver 2.0 , I like your puns! They're clever and fun and funny too. Keep 'em coming!

@tabascojet let's bet vcash on the tourney

#NeverForget #ChicagoGoldenShower

No way Petey, you're a keeper! That @Dole ver 2.0 though, he's a no good rotten Mother Punner!

Oh shit- the vaccine DOES have side effects! Someone inform Fauci immediately!

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Dolemite censored]

@Peter Gozintite is this you?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@Peter Gozintite is this you?


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yes

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hey, he was following CDC protocols.

NY man kept sharks in basement pool to sell online

A New York man was caught illegally raising sharks in his basement pool to sell over the internet.

www.fox5ny.com

 

[Inquisitor]

Hey, he was following CDC protocols.

NY man kept sharks in basement pool to sell online

A New York man was caught illegally raising sharks in his basement pool to sell over the internet.

www.fox5ny.com

When's he gonna appear on Shark Tank to help grow his business?

 

[Dolemite censored]

When's he gonna appear on Shark Tank to help grow his business?

What he fed them and how he cleaned the tank befuddles me.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Something must have rubbed that massage parlor killer the wrong way.

 

[huskers1217]

Something must have rubbed that massage parlor killer the wrong way.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) how does this name make you feel?

It makes me feel like saying ...

I've run across a few really fuckin' creepy people on message boards, but he's definitely up there among the creepiest!

 

[huskers1217]

fuck

 

[Inquisitor]

This ad is continually coming up every time I visit a certain site.

All I can say is I wouldn't mind laying that wench on that purple bed. Or any other bed.

 

[Dolemite censored]

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This ad is continually coming up every time I visit a certain site.

All I can say is I wouldn't mind laying that wench on that purple bed. Or any other bed.

I can see you now. Lay her on the purple bed while you try to figure out what to do next.

 

[Inquisitor]

Sorry, guys. Didn't mean to egg him on.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'll have to mull this over.

 

[Dolemite censored]

fuck

Sad.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I'll have to mull this over.

THIS IS AWFUL

You're not even doing your own lousy pun, you're just repeating Lenny's!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Sad.

Hey, those are the breaks

 

[Dolemite censored]

THIS IS AWFUL

You're not even doing your own lousy pun, you're just repeating Lenny's!

That's called a "cover" pun. Pay attention.

 

[Dolemite censored]

fuck

Wasn't that guy 7'5"?