tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
I had the heating pad on my lap and the dog on top of that, covered by a blankie. My mousing hand always turns into an ice block so I kept putting it under the dog and she was like, "WTF lady?! Shit's freezing!" :laugh: Did you get that wild wind a few days ago? Friggin' knocked my umbrella off the deck. I went down to go retrieve it, thankfully it wasn't broken. But it was kinda wedged under my neighbor's fencing and when I went to dislodge it, I broke the goddamn pole. Just for that, I'm going to sweep all the leaves into said neighbor's yard because they never should have let that happen. :drama:


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Yeah, that wind was a trip.
I didn't have anything big come down, or anything, but there are smaller branches all over the yard.
I couldn't get out there to clean it up before this round, but I don't really mind.
I'd be pissed if I'd gotten it all pristine, then this storm rolled in and made another mess.
 
moxie said:
I have to put on a sweater, uggs and jeans over my leggings just to take the damn dog out to pee. 🥶
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Next time you gawn go on a drunken spending spree ... order a fng fainting couch. lolz
 
craigk217 said:
That's not exercise ... it's bodily abuse via cruel & unusual punishment that you'll never know. Tell ya wut ... come shovel some of this shet, next time, and then, let's yap, piss & moan. Hell ... I might even make you a 'special' G & T for yer efforts.

To the bold ... prolly couldn't agree moar.
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Getting real drunk today, huh? You've got this order all fuckered up. I'll fix it for ya:
1. Make me a G&T
2. Watch you shovel that shet
3. Laugh at you, pissing & moaning
 
moxie said:
Getting real drunk today, huh? You've got this order all fuckered up. I'll fix it for ya:
1. Make me a G&T
2. Watch you shovel that shet
3. Laugh at you, pissing & moaning
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:rolleyes2:

You fng totally left off where yer fng bits fall outta yer wutevah after sippin on my 'special G&T'.

Yer part Messican ... I know I could 'convince' you into partakin in some labor, btw. Blee-dat. :eyebrows:

And ya ... I'm prolly on beer 10000 after all the pissn & moanin.
 
craigk217 said:
No ... you just fall & bust yer crusty ass on it.
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michael richards yes GIF
 
So my friend was bored when her ex started messaging her, complaining about his current girlfriend. I tried the Wonka, "stop. no. don't" routine, but knew it'd be a waste of my time, so carry on. There will likely be some funny drama for me to laugh at later.

Well, of course, they hooked up. The gf found out and she went a little cuckoo and smashed dude's guitar collection. Of course, being a 30-something retard millenial, she recorded herself doing it and sent it to him. Me, being the law-abiding citizen I am, suggested he call the authorities and let them handle it, knowing full well this dumb shit would be too chicken shit to do anything about it. In addition to the video, the gf was texting threats to my friend and calling her stuff like, "hoe ass home wrecker" and "punk ass bop hoe". I lol'd a lot because I don't know what a bop hoe is and this chick is GHET-TO, eyebrows y todo! So FF to today...

THEY (yes, THEY, as in 3-way dialed!) called my friend to let her know that they are back together and that he is CHOOSING to be with her over my friend. And my friend better watch her back because San Jose is a small town. Uh... ask your bf where my friend lives. It's where he had his face buried in her giner. :laugh:

I love that i don't have to leave my house or even turn on my tv to get a dose of drama :pop2:
 
moxie said:
So my friend was bored when her ex started messaging her, complaining about his current girlfriend. I tried the Wonka, "stop. no. don't" routine, but knew it'd be a waste of my time, so carry on. There will likely be some funny drama for me to laugh at later.

Well, of course, they hooked up. The gf found out and she went a little cuckoo and smashed dude's guitar collection. Of course, being a 30-something retard millenial, she recorded herself doing it and sent it to him. Me, being the law-abiding citizen I am, suggested he call the authorities and let them handle it, knowing full well this dumb shit would be too chicken shit to do anything about it. In addition to the video, the gf was texting threats to my friend and calling her stuff like, "hoe ass home wrecker" and "punk ass bop hoe". I lol'd a lot because I don't know what a bop hoe is and this chick is GHET-TO, eyebrows y todo! So FF to today...

THEY (yes, THEY, as in 3-way dialed!) called my friend to let her know that they are back together and that he is CHOOSING to be with her over my friend. And my friend better watch her back because San Jose is a small town. Uh... ask your bf where my friend lives. It's where he had his face buried in her giner. :laugh:

I love that i don't have to leave my house or even turn on my tv to get a dose of drama :pop2:
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Oh I wanted to rate this with like five things.


MOAR!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Oh I wanted to rate this with like five things.


MOAR!
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lulz... I threw that "eyebrows y todo" in there for ya!

They live together in the valley somewhere... merced, los banos, atwater... something icky. he works for the VTA (light rail) so he's in san jose every day and my friend lives 1 block from the main station.

This ain't over :heh:
 
moxie said:
lulz... I threw that "eyebrows y todo" in there for ya!

They live together in the valley somewhere... merced, los banos, atwater... something icky. he works for the VTA (light rail) so he's in san jose every day and my friend lives 1 block from the main station.

This ain't over :heh:
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I learned early on, eyebrows say a lot. I used to fuck around with some cholas, and scrapped a shit ton of cholos over it. Lil joker from San Chucos tried to shank the flako juero.
 
moxie said:
lulz... I threw that "eyebrows y todo" in there for ya!

They live together in the valley somewhere... merced, los banos, atwater... something icky. he works for the VTA (light rail) so he's in san jose every day and my friend lives 1 block from the main station.

This ain't over :heh:
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I once heard a guy on a Chicago train screaming on the phone that he knew where the guy he was talking to lives and was coming to kill him.

Why do I feel like that'll happen here.
 
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