tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[moxie]

fuck.....

I went up to the game room last weekend to check on the kids. It smelled like straight up shit.

I ask my kids - who the fuck shit their pants?? they look at me like i was nuts..

i ask again... what is that damn smell!!!

once again - they look at me like Im nuts.

I walk out of the room to calm down and look to the left and I see my mother in law taking the biggest shit of her life with the door open


WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK!!!

you are lying!

 

[gobigred]

fuck.....

I went up to the game room last weekend to check on the kids. It smelled like straight up shit.

I ask my kids - who the fuck shit their pants?? they look at me like i was nuts..

i ask again... what is that damn smell!!!

once again - they look at me like Im nuts.

I walk out of the room to calm down and look to the left and I see my mother in law taking the biggest shit of her life with the door open


WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK!!!

 

[huskers1217]

you are lying!

no i wish i was

 

[huskers1217]

anyway...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Finally hooked up my trail cam. So far, just a buncha dumb dear and a raccoon.

Only a Dolt or a Dole would believe that

The creature exists, morons.

 

[gobigred]

The creature exists, morons.

Only in the minds of retards like you

 

[Dolemite censored]

Only in the minds of retards like you

Fuck off, dumb ass.

 

[Mofo]

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He's looking at you, @dbldwn711. He knows where you sleep.

 

[gobigred]

Fuck off, dumb ass.

Lol at your dumbass believing in fake shit like Big Foot.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Lol at your dumbass believing in fake shit like Big Foot.

It's Bigfoot not Big Foot. And the things are in my county - Snohomish County, WA. Totally remote areas just a few miles away.

 

[packerzrule]

It's Bigfoot not Big Foot.

I thought his name was Daryl.

 

[huskers1217]

Lol at your dumbass believing in fake shit like Big Foot.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I thought his name was Daryl.

Yes, but did you realize that slug slime is both sticky and slippery at the same time?

Think about that for a while.

 

[Camfantasy]

It's Bigfoot not Big Foot. And the things are in my county - Snohomish County, WA. Totally remote areas just a few miles away.

No they aren't. You are just gullible enough to believe in fairy tales.

 

[Dolemite censored]

No they aren't. You are just gullible enough to believe in fairy tales.

Nope. I have reviewed the evidence, which is substantial and compelling. I am convinced there is an unknown cryptid out there, and my conclusion is that it hunts and eats human beings.

 

[beardown07]

Nope. I have reviewed the evidence, which is substantial and compelling. I am convinced there is an unknown cryptid out there, and my conclusion is that it hunts and eats human beings.

Isn't "unknown" kinda built in to the term "cryptid"?

 

[packerzrule]

Yes, but did you realize that slug slime is both sticky and slippery at the same time?

Think about that for a while.

 

[huskers1217]

TOTD @Dole ver 2.0

 

[Camfantasy]

Nope. I have reviewed the evidence, which is substantial and compelling. I am convinced there is an unknown cryptid out there, and my conclusion is that it hunts and eats human beings.

Zero chance. You want the fairy tales to be true so your derelict mind construes a bunch of subjective "evidence" to back up a false truth. You are basically one of those retarded farmers who think aliens put a probe in their ass instead of their cousin Bobby Joe's penis.

 

[Dolemite censored]

TOTD @Dole ver 2.0

How much time did you spend looking for that?