tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[moxie]

Well shit. Tied 1-1 in the second game. The other team scored the game-tying goal with under two minutes left off a free kick, cuz some dingus on our team decided to pick up the goddamned ball inside the goalbox, except she was not the GD goalie.

We could do better if I didn't have to be "fair" as far as playing time.

Get yer gay ass sokkur talk outta here, ya faggit! Nobody even knows what this means!!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Fuck building fences. I'll carry shingles up a ladder all day before I do that shit again.

 

[steelerssb]

@moxie

 

[moxie]

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@moxie

Oh, you MOTHERFUCKER!!!

 

[trojanfan12]

No way would I let a chick crawl on the hood of my Jag. No woman in the world is worth that.

I don't blame you. One of yours would crush a car.

 

[Handicappers]

 

[williewilliejuan]

Fuck building fences. I'll carry shingles up a ladder all day before I do that shit again.

Do they not have Messicans where you live?

 

[gobigred]

Get yer gay ass sokkur talk outta here, ya faggit! Nobody even knows what this means!!

Fake 30% Mexican ^^^^

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Do they not have Messicans where you live?

Not many TBH

 

[craigk217]

89 here today if that make you feel better

stupid 82 here. It should stay between 65-75 in spring. Dis booshit

to both ya.

40 fng degrees here & rain/wind all dayum day and I'm sposed to cookout for a buncha Mother's Day celebraters at 1pm. Ain't happenin at the moment ... FML.

And LOL to any American heterosexual male that din't know who the hell Tawny Kitaen was. SMDH

 

[Dolemite censored]

Oh, you MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Happy Mother's Day to all mothers and their fuckers out there.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Well shit. Tied 1-1 in the second game. The other team scored the game-tying goal with under two minutes left off a free kick, cuz some dingus on our team decided to pick up the goddamned ball inside the goalbox, except she was not the GD goalie.

We could do better if I didn't have to be "fair" as far as playing time.

They need better coaching.

 

[Dolemite censored]

WHO???

She was the broad that dry-humped the hood of the car in that Whitesnake video back in duh day.

I’m glad I’m not the only who didn’t know who she was

And LOL to any American heterosexual male that din't know who the hell Tawny Kitaen was. SMDH

Someone born after 1984 might not know who she was.

 

[Camfantasy]

Lol @ the single moms on Facebook who have to wish themselves a happy mother's day

 

[Dolemite censored]

Lol @ the single moms on Facebook who have to wish themselves a happy mother's day

Today would be a great day to harvest some of those women for meaningless sex. If only the bars were open...

 

[gobigred]

Someone born after 1984 might not know who she was.

This. We aren’t all old people like you @craigk217

 

[craigk217]

Lol @ the single moms on Facebook who have to wish themselves a happy 'birthing person' day

fixed ... for 'clarity'.

 

[craigk217]

This. We aren’t all old people like you @craigk217

 

[craigk217]

Fuck building fences. I'll carry shingles up a ladder all day before I do that shit again.

Had my roof replaced last Spring ... two story house.

Watchin those Messican dewds hump all those shingles up that rickety, long ladder was quite impressive. I got exhausted just watchin that.

 

[moxie]

Had my roof replaced last Spring ... two story house.

Watchin those Messican dewds hump all those shingles up that rickety, long ladder was quite impressive. I got exhausted just watchin that.

Yes, we’re sure you did.