tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Hu War Yu]

So I guess I'll be spending Memorial Day weekend in

*checks map*

Boise

Bring flea spray

 

[Dolemite censored]

So I guess I'll be spending Memorial Day weekend in

*checks map*

Boise

WTF is in Boise?

 

[Dolemite censored]

I prefer only to swim in the urine of my own children. Just as God intended.

Urine a strange frame of mind.

 

[packerzrule]

Prolly don't want people peeing in the pool just yet???

My son and daughter-in-law are getting a pool installed this summer so the wife and I bought them this

 

[Dolemite censored]

I saw where they have pool chemicals that turn piss blue. Totally evil yet hilarious.

 

[huskers1217]

GiGi up there tasing his mom on mothers day

Woman Shocked By Her Son On Mother's Day

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www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[craigk217]

@Peter Gozintite you want her number?

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"Don't care if she's white ... I got this." - @Dole ver 2.0

 

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"Don't care if she's white ... I got this." - @Dole ver 2.0

Go lick Regine's butt, fool.

 

[craigk217]

Go lick Regine's butt, fool.

You & DJ should share that corpulent granny. Good luck, tho, tryna get a turn at it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You & DJ should share that corpulent granny. Good luck, tho, tryna get a turn at it.

Hell naw to the naw naw naw.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@moxie: How did the game hens turn out?

 

[moxie]

@moxie: How did the game hens turn out?

I'm roasting them today. I did that dry brine thing that the milkshake told me about to see if that will help get a crispy skin. Picked up some Brussels sprouts and carrots for roasting as well.

 

[huskers1217]

I'm roasting them today. I did that dry brine thing that the milkshake told me about to see if that will help get a crispy skin. Picked up some Brussels sprouts and carrots for roasting as well.

what in thee fuck???

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Dolemite censored]

LOL @ the guy who commented, "It looks like my dick."

 

[Dolemite censored]

#1 rule of ocean fishing: If you don't know what it is treat it as deadly poisonous.

 

[williewilliejuan]

what in thee fuck???

How big is that thing? It’s terrifying.

 

[Dolemite censored]

How big is that thing? It’s terrifying.

I've heard that many times.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I've heard that many times.

I warned you that you’d hear things if you took your dates out in public.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I warned you that you’d hear things if you took your dates out in public.

Very funny, motherfucker.