tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
Hey! I'm trying to turn over a new leaf in 2021 and become more mindful of my spending! Do you know how many emails I've chucked without even checking out the sales?! Or how many filled shopping carts I've left behind?! I haven't been to Target since before Christmas.
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Repeat after me: Only buy what you need.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
So you'd buy 2 bags in order to get a refund for one?

Sweatheart, your maths suck.
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Well, a new bag of not stale ones. I still like the chips, I just didn't eat them in time. I'm ready now.

Also - did you know that candy bars are almost 2 bucks now? I had a sugar craving hit while I was at the store and almost grabbed a snickers. It was like, $1.75! And pints of ice cream are $6!
 
beardown07 said:
Two of the three rare earth metals used in catalytic converters are worth more per ounce than gold.


It's the copper pipes and wires shit again.
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moxie said:
Oh, you midwesterners. This was happening in Calif years ago. They're taking them for the scrap $$
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BigRedMoe said:
They have valuable/precious metals in them that shitbags can sell for meth.
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
The components are valuable metals.
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Ordered 2 BK Big Fish Sandwiches, but I didn't find out until I got home they were damn chicken sandwiches instead.

They also gave me a Canadian quarter as part of the change. I am out $5.79 including that useless Canadian money.

Fuck!!!!
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They must've thought you wanted Impossible Fish Sandwiches. :drum:
 
Inquisitor said:
They must've thought you wanted Impossible Fish Sandwiches. :drum:
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Or he was really at MACDONALD'S even though Rex Chapman already let him know they don't carry them anymore.
 
moxie said:
Or he was really at MACDONALD'S even though Rex Chapman already let him know they don't carry them anymore.
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Old MACDONALD had a farm.

But he didn't have a lake.
 
FUUUUUUUUU! I have THEE worst case of procrastination today! I have a massive spreadshit™ to work on that I said I'd have done today and now I don't feel like working on it!

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thanks, gif roulette. you've come through again.
 
moxie said:
FUUUUUUUUU! I have THEE worst case of procrastination today! I have a massive spreadshit™ to work on that I said I'd have done today and now I don't feel like working on it!

Law Lawyer GIF by GIPHY Studios Originals

thanks, gif roulette. you've come through again.
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Just say your computer ate your spreadsheet just before you were about to save it.
 
Inquisitor said:
Just say your computer ate your spreadsheet just before you were about to save it.
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I gotta be on my best behavior. I made my annual fuck up yesterday (missed a text from Big Boss and didn't move a meeting in time) so I have no more room for error. :pout:
 
moxie said:
FUUUUUUUUU! I have THEE worst case of procrastination today! I have a massive spreadshit™ to work on that I said I'd have done today and now I don't feel like working on it!

Law Lawyer GIF by GIPHY Studios Originals

thanks, gif roulette. you've come through again.
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Time for The Maury Show anyway.

Let's see if Crystyll has the right baby daddy - this time, hopefully.
 
moxie said:
I gotta be on my best behavior. I made my annual fuck up yesterday (missed a text from Big Boss and didn't move a meeting in time) so I have no more room for error. :pout:
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Episode 7 Nbc GIF by The Office
 
moxie said:
I gotta be on my best behavior. I made my annual fuck up yesterday (missed a text from Big Boss and didn't move a meeting in time) so I have no more room for error. :pout:
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Dang it. I have a new admin on the team that is a super Type A Go Getter and she's gonna make me look bad.

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SETTLE DOWN, BEAVIS!
 
So, we've been babysitting the middle daughters retard of a dog since Tuesday evening. He's bigger than my sons yellow lab, but still pretty much a puppy. Tuesday evening and all day yesterday, Jinks was scared to death of him. Wouldn't even come into the living room if he was in there.

Apparently she has decided "enough of that shit" and has been explaining the rules to him all morning. lol
 
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