tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.
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Yeah, these were not the business. Now I have a pack of wieners that are going to go bad because they are likely too hot for the little sissypants dog.
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oh, that's right! But wait- it's wrong. I ate something spicy when I didn't have a smellers/tasters and it still cleared up my sinuses for a minute. I just couldn't really taste the flavor, just felt the heat.
Could the Covid have destroyed your sense of taste?
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Besides, I always tie my boots
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I think I remember Miller's hot ones being pretty legit, except they are YUUUUUUGE so they'd go bad before I finish them. But maybe I could freeze them?
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that's because the capsaicin (the hot stuff usually) can act on tissues and mucous membranes whether you can actually taste them or not.
that's why if you cut up a chili and then touch your cooter then yours will feel like @Handicappers grandma's does every other day
We don't call you @mexie fer nuthin
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A UPS truck was blocking the parking spot of my neighbor, so she decided it would be a good idea to lay on her horn for a solid minute. I swear to christ. Long enough for me to run around, looking for my keys, just in case it was my alarm freaking out because my battery was dead again. Nope, just this fucko that parks like a total dickhead. I swear, the tail end of her car is exactly on the line, while the front is pointed the opposite direction... every.single.time. It's like this |/ |, with her car being the middle slant. I don't even know how the lady next to her (drives a gigantic toyota, either a 4runner or the next size up) gets in/out without dinging her. Anyhoooo... shitpants is blaring her horn for eons, I'm looking out the window, turning my alarm off & on, opening the trunk, closing the trunk (not sure if I opened it or closed it again because I lost count) and then I hear the neighbors telling her she's a jerk and should be more courteous 
One's screaming that his kids are in class, the other is yelling that she could have just waited for the truck to leave and parked somewhere else, we've got Gladys on the stoop, yeahing and seriouslying. And another telling her to be a good neighbor for once.
One's screaming that his kids are in class, the other is yelling that she could have just waited for the truck to leave and parked somewhere else, we've got Gladys on the stoop, yeahing and seriouslying. And another telling her to be a good neighbor for once.
I guess he wasn't into gladiator movies...
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A UPS truck was blocking the parking spot of my neighbor, so she decided it would be a good idea to lay on her horn for a solid minute. I swear to christ. Long enough for me to run around, looking for my keys, just in case it was my alarm freaking out because my battery was dead again. Nope, just this fucko that parks like a total dickhead. I swear, the tail end of her car is exactly on the line, while the front is pointed the opposite direction... every.single.time. It's like this |/ |, with her car being the middle slant. I don't even know how the lady next to her (drives a gigantic toyota, either a 4runner or the next size up) gets in/out without dinging her. Anyhoooo... shitpants is blaring her horn for eons, I'm looking out the window, turning my alarm off & on, opening the trunk, closing the trunk (not sure if I opened it or closed it again because I lost count) and then I hear the neighbors telling her she's a jerk and should be more courteous
Hahahaha ... how perfect is it the woman on the stoop yeahing and seriouslying is named "Gladys."
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hehehe... I made that up. She just looked soooo Gladys (my grandma's name for me when I'd be all, "who was that? why did they knock on the door? what did they want? did you buy any? why won't you let them clean your carpets?"), leaning over her railing, chiming in
Also, in my internet wormhole, I just discovered that I am a somewhat difficult person to get along with (42.86%).
I should take the test again to see if I lied the first time and maybe I'll get a better score.
I know a Gladys. Is your Gladys from venezuela?
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I dunno... the only real gladys I knew was from around herE and she was this happy older lady, so I called her GladAss.
You are an easy person to get along with (32.14%).hehehe... I made that up. She just looked soooo Gladys (my grandma's name for me when I'd be all, "who was that? why did they knock on the door? what did they want? did you buy any? why won't you let them clean your carpets?"), leaning over her railing, chiming in
Also, in my internet wormhole, I just discovered that I am a somewhat difficult person to get along with (42.86%).
I should take the test again to see if I lied the first time and maybe I'll get a better score.
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