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I don't, but my mama, grandmother, and great grandmother all had these by the stove.


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Yep ... I grew up on that habit with my ma.

I'd pour that stuff into a large coffee cup, cover it & shove it in the fridge for the rare occasion I'd slap it into a pot of green beans I'd make - was the only reason I knew to save it.

Went to clean fridge out today ... ma's got fng 2 quarts (in jars) in thar.

Gawwwd knows, I luv her green beans, but cotdayum 2 FNG QUARTS that take up valuable space? I don't even wanna know how long that shet's been in the fridge.
 
not anymore.

i found running very hot water and slowly putting it down the sink does the trick.



and it makes good lube when I look @ @BigRedMoe posts on the NSFW pages.
Can't wait for @Camfantasy ansa to me question on this one.

Should be very greasy & shet and sumthin tells me @Winged_Wheel88 sistah might be in play hurr.
 
Yep ... I grew up on that habit with my ma.

I'd pour that stuff into a large coffee cup, cover it & shove it in the fridge for the rare occasion I'd slap it into a pot of green beans I'd make - was the only reason I knew to save it.

Went to clean fridge out today ... ma's got fng 2 quarts (in jars) in thar.

Gawwwd knows, I luv her green beans, but cotdayum 2 FNG QUARTS that take up valuable space? I don't even wanna know how long that shet's been in the fridge.

I don't remember it ever being kept in the fridge.
It stayed on the stove top.
They used it instead of butter or oil for most cooking. I guess it never turned rancid 'cause it was used so often, it never sat around long enough to go bad.
 
Did an inspection today for a couple, of real homosexuals. I always thought one was supposed to be kind of feminine. Both these "dudes" were girly as fuck. One of them was constantly following me around.

I was on my hands and knees and was looking under the bathroom sink, and knew he was right behind me. I spun my head around real quick and caught him looking at my ass. He actually blushed and walked away. I wish I could have gotten it on video. I was laughing my ass off. he wouldn't even make eye contact with me after that.

Do I still "have it" if the gays are into me?
 
Did an inspection today for a couple, of real homosexuals. I always thought one was supposed to be kind of feminine. Both these "dudes" were girly as fuck. One of them was constantly following me around.

I was on my hands and knees and was looking under the bathroom sink, and knew he was right behind me. I spun my head around real quick and caught him looking at my ass. He actually blushed and walked away. I wish I could have gotten it on video. I was laughing my ass off. he wouldn't even make eye contact with me after that.

Do I still "have it" if the gays are into me?
How old were they?
 
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