tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[huskers1217]

this had to hurt

 

[trojanfan12]

You obviously forgot that "Dogs have owners and Cats have servants!"

Pretty much. lol

 

[Dolemite censored]

Speaking of dogs, I was up early 0500 and I saw 3 people bundled up walking their dogs while holding the little green shit bags for pickup. Looks like servitude to me.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Just wanted to share this with you:

Elvis constipated for 4 months as autopsy reveals grisly details of toilet death

Elvis Presley was found dead at the foot of the toilet with his bottom in the air after months of agonising constipation and cheese burger binges

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

A six-part Netflix series on the fall of Constantinople?

View attachment 18873

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

My wife says that Jinks is officially spoiled.

We were hanging out in the living room I was in my recliner and using my laptop and Jinks comes over jumps on my chest, then walks to my shoulder where she proceeds to sit until I close my laptop and set it aside. Then she curls up in my lap and goes to sleep.

I look over at my wife and she's just giggling. So I ask "What's funny?" She asks, "How long has Jinks been doing that?" I said, "I don't know, a couple of weeks or so ago I guess. I haven't really paid attention. Why?" She says, "Because she now tells you when you're done using your laptop. That cat is spoiled." lol

As it should be.
What a good girl. It sounds as though she's training you well!

I have this in my sig over on the other Hoop, and I really should put it here.
@Kburjr posted it a few years back, and I stole it from him.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Heinlein

 

[williewilliejuan]

Just wanted to share this with you:

Elvis constipated for 4 months as autopsy reveals grisly details of toilet death

Elvis Presley was found dead at the foot of the toilet with his bottom in the air after months of agonising constipation and cheese burger binges

www.mirror.co.uk

What a shitty way to die.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Consider yourselves edified by this:

Lad's penis ransomed for £700 after digital chastity belt locked by hackers

Qiui, the company which makes the Cellmate cage, says it believes that a true chastity experience is one that 'does not allow the wearer to have any control over'

www.dailystar.co.uk

What was that fool thinking?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Consider yourselves edified by this:

Lad's penis ransomed for £700 after digital chastity belt locked by hackers

Qiui, the company which makes the Cellmate cage, says it believes that a true chastity experience is one that 'does not allow the wearer to have any control over'

www.dailystar.co.uk

What was that fool thinking?

That's got to be hard on the kid.

 

[Dolemite censored]

He'll be "pissed" for days.

 

[Camfantasy]

@wildturkey

Bruhhhhhh

 

[Mofo]

Consider yourselves edified by this:

Lad's penis ransomed for £700 after digital chastity belt locked by hackers

Qiui, the company which makes the Cellmate cage, says it believes that a true chastity experience is one that 'does not allow the wearer to have any control over'

www.dailystar.co.uk

What was that fool thinking?

Creepy sex people are those who you probably don’t want to have insight into their minds.

 

[BigRedMoe]

It's a swedish massage, not thai.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I wouldn't kick this Swede out of bed, either!

 

[craigk217]

I wouldn't kick this Swede out of bed, either!

That's pheggy ... I prefer this flave of Swede.




@BigRedMoe

 

[Dolemite censored]

I like that Allstate "Moon Buggy" commercial. Especially since they reuse the set for the fake Moon landing...

 

[Dolemite censored]

That's pheggy ... I prefer this flave of Swede.

I prefer this flavor:

 

[gobigred]

I like that Allstate "Moon Buggy" commercial. Especially since they reuse the set for the fake Moon landing...

You believe in fake shit like Bigfoot but not the moon landing. You really are a dolt

 

[Dolemite censored]

You believe in fake shit like Bigfoot but not the moon landing. You really are a dolt

I'm glad that irritates the living shit out of you.

Go work on a lesson plan.

 

[craigk217]

I prefer this flavor:

Semi-decent, but they don't play instruments.

Bet you like boy bandz, too, huh?