tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[williewilliejuan]

When they told her she needs to increase sales 30% this year

Her troop decided not to sell cookies this year. The rules are kinda fucked up and hypocritical. They can’t even have meetings due to COVID, but they’re expected to hand-deliver all of the cookies they sell. They said no thank you and aren’t selling them at all.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That video is fucked up.

 

[moxie]

Her troop decided not to sell cookies this year. The rules are kinda fucked up and hypocritical. They can’t even have meetings due to COVID, but they’re expected to hand-deliver all of the cookies they sell. They said no thank you and aren’t selling them at all.

Good for them. It's just slave labor disguised as GIRL POWER!

The email I got said, "you'll be supporting my success and the largest girl-led entrepreneurial program in the world" and that my participation helps her "learn essential life skills I can use to be successful today and in the future".

 

[Dolemite censored]

Her troop decided not to sell cookies this year. The rules are kinda fucked up and hypocritical. They can’t even have meetings due to COVID, but they’re expected to hand-deliver all of the cookies they sell. They said no thank you and aren’t selling them at all.

Is it that time of year again?

One woman came by last year and asked me to "pre-order" GS cookies. Being neighborly, I bought a box that I got 6 weeks later.

No more.

 

[moxie]

Is it that time of year again?

One woman came by last year and asked me to "pre-order" GS cookies. Being neighborly, I bought a box that I got 6 weeks later.

No more.

I usually buy 8-10 boxes to leave on the snack table at work, but since I never got the ones from last year and won't be in the office for the majority of this year, there's no reason for me to buy any.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Good for them. It's just slave labor disguised as GIRL POWER!

The email I got said, "you'll be supporting my success and the largest girl-led entrepreneurial program in the world" and that my participation helps her "learn essential life skills I can use to be successful today and in the future".

Child labor trafficking at best.

 

[Camfantasy]

@Dole ver 2.0 when he finds a new big girl at the hotdog stand then rides her later that night

 

[Dolemite censored]

I usually buy 8-10 boxes to leave on the snack table at work, but since I never got the ones from last year and won't be in the office for the majority of this year, there's no reason for me to buy any.

You got ripped off for multiple boxes? I'd be pissed as hell.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@Dole ver 2.0 when he finds a new big girl at the hotdog stand then rides her later that night


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That's a male horse, pervert.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Her troop decided not to sell cookies this year. The rules are kinda fucked up and hypocritical. They can’t even have meetings due to COVID, but they’re expected to hand-deliver all of the cookies they sell. They said no thank you and aren’t selling them at all.

Wow, that is pretty fucked up.
Good for your daughter's troop!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Have the trannies tried getting into the Girl Scouts yet?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Good for them. It's just slave labor disguised as GIRL POWER!

The email I got said, "you'll be supporting my success and the largest girl-led entrepreneurial program in the world" and that my participation helps her "learn essential life skills I can use to be successful today and in the future".

I hadn't seen your post yet when I made mine, but, really, wtf.
This is all about them wanting to make money whether there's covid, or not.

 

[Mofo]

Have the trannies tried getting into the Girl Scouts yet?

It would put a major damper on @AlaskaGuy's enjoyment of Thin Mints, if they did...

 

[beardown07]

@beardown07 alone at a Melvin's concert because he's the only one on earth who has ever
heard of the Melvins.


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[moxie]

It would put a major damper on @AlaskaGuy's enjoyment of Thin Mints, if they did...

Yeah, but it would be offset by the increase in purchases by thumper.

 

[trojanfan12]

Okay. I get it. 2020, covid, blah, blah, blah.

But this fucking GIRL SCOUT is going to try and hawk her sugar-laden boxes of soulless, mass produced, slave-labor peddled tripe to me after she screwed me out of said products a year ago? Not so much as a "Hey- we donated them because we were too skuurt to deliver to your doorstep as promised" or "here's a partial credit from last year!". THE NOIVE!!

I will be a grown up about this in reality, but in my head, I am 8 years old, yanking her pigtails and whooping her ass.

Is it Girl Scout Cookie season already?

 

[trojanfan12]

Good for them. It's just slave labor disguised as GIRL POWER!

The email I got said, "you'll be supporting my success and the largest girl-led entrepreneurial program in the world" and that my participation helps her "learn essential life skills I can use to be successful today and in the future".

Don't care about none of that. Just want muh cookays. The peanut butter sandwich ones and the one with the caramel and coconut. Thin mints go in the freezer.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Don't care about none of that. Just want muh cookays. The peanut butter sandwich ones and the one with the caramel and coconut. Thin mints go in the freezer.

I see your cookie monster gif and raise you a cookie monster geode!!!

 

[Skerpokes]

I fucking love and miss Tom Petty

 

[beardown07]

I fucking love and miss Tom Petty

Wildflowers is a masterpiece.

Mike Campbell is criminally underrated.