tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[moxie]

Don't care about none of that. Just want muh cookays. The peanut butter sandwich ones and the one with the caramel and coconut. Thin mints go in the freezer.

FINE! Support rip-off artists! Fatty!


btw - all this cookie talk got me feeling snackish so I peeped the freezer. I'm either high when I'm at the grocery store or let an 8 year old shop for me:
Popsicles, Uncrustables, fish sticks, toaster strudel, It's It, mac & cheese balls, French bread pizza

Decided to make cookies instead, but I'm out of cream of tartar. Wish me luck substituting it with baking powder!

 

[beardown07]

FINE! Support rip-off artists! Fatty!


btw - all this cookie talk got me feeling snackish so I peeped the freezer. I'm either high when I'm at the grocery store or let an 8 year old shop for me:
Popsicles, Uncrustables, fish sticks, toaster strudel, It's It, mac & cheese balls, French bread pizza

Decided to make cookies instead, but I'm out of cream of tartar. Wish me luck substituting it with baking powder!

hahaha.


I take Uncrustables when I'm wade-fishing. Perty convenient.

Fish sticks. Uh huh uh..

Don't know what It's It is.


Mac & Cheese balls. Uh huh uh..

Popsicles in January? Fucking Californians

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

FINE! Support rip-off artists! Fatty!


btw - all this cookie talk got me feeling snackish so I peeped the freezer. I'm either high when I'm at the grocery store or let an 8 year old shop for me:
Popsicles, Uncrustables, fish sticks, toaster strudel, It's It, mac & cheese balls, French bread pizza

Decided to make cookies instead, but I'm out of cream of tartar. Wish me luck substituting it with baking powder!

Dammit!!!
Now I want an It's It.
For the longest time, I only ever thought they were ok (I prefer a thicker chocolate coating), but then they came out with a chocolate and a coffee version, and holy shit, they're really good (even though I still wish the chocolate coating was thicker).

 

[moxie]

hahaha.


I take Uncrustables when I'm wade-fishing. Perty convenient.

Fish sticks. Uh huh uh..

Don't know what It's It is.


Mac & Cheese balls. Uh huh uh..

Popsicles in January? Fucking Californians

Bruh. Y u no It's It??

Ice cream sandwiched by a soft oatmeal cookie, dipped in chocolate. @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) is right in that they could be a little more generous with the chocolate dip, but that oatmeal cookie is a sweet twist. The mint chip and cappuccino are both awesome.

 

[beardown07]

Bruh. Y u no It's It??

Ice cream sandwiched by a soft oatmeal cookie, dipped in chocolate. @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) is right in that they could be a little more generous with the chocolate dip, but that oatmeal cookie is a sweet twist. The mint chip and cappuccino are both awesome.

Not really a sweet tooth.

I'll tell my wife doe...are the regional en shit, er can I find em in southern canada?

 

[moxie]

This goddamn wiener headed dog. Whines and hits me because she wants to get up on my lap. So I let her, then she jumps on the desk, whines some more, I let her back on my lap, then she jumps off only to start the whole process over again

 

[moxie]

Not really a sweet tooth.

I'll tell my wife doe...are the regional en shit, er can I find em in southern canada?

They are pretty regional, I think. I think they were born in SF?

 

[beardown07]

This goddamn wiener headed dog. Whines and hits me because she wants to get up on my lap. So I let her, then she jumps on the desk, whines some more, I let her back on my lap, then she jumps off only to start the whole process over again

My idiot gets up on yer chest and puts her dumb fucking face like a millimeter from yours and then just sits there like a fucking idiot. No kisses, no licks....UNTIL you talk and then fucker rams her tongue in yer mouth.

 

[moxie]

My idiot gets up on yer chest and puts her dumb fucking face like a millimeter from yours and then just sits there like a fucking idiot. No kisses, no licks....UNTIL you talk and then fucker rams her tongue in yer mouth.

LULZ! This turd's most comfortable position when sitting on my chest involves her trying to put her asshole right in my face. Bech! Who the f do you think you are!

And from the It's It website:

The original IT'S-IT and other IT'S-IT Ice Cream Products may be found at many major retail stores in states West of the Rockies in either a 3-Pack or 12-Pack. These supermarkets include Safeway, Lucky, Raley's, Savemart, Smart & Final, Nob Hill, Target, Walmart, Winco, Costco and many more. Please check for availability at these stores in your area listed below.

But I guess you can order them online, too.

 

[beardown07]

My idiot gets up on yer chest and puts her dumb fucking face like a millimeter from yours and then just sits there like a fucking idiot. No kisses, no licks....UNTIL you talk and then fucker rams her tongue in yer mouth.

She is gonna be obese or dead with my kids and their lack of disciprine.

We got stools for our island, like fucking retards, and now the fucker spends half her day on the island scavenging.

 

[beardown07]

LULZ! This turd's most comfortable position when sitting on my chest involves her trying to put her asshole right in my face. Bech! Who the f do you think you are!

And from the It's It website:


But I guess you can order them online, too.

You shove her the fuck down when she does that. That's domineering bullshit.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Bruh. Y u no It's It??

Ice cream sandwiched by a soft oatmeal cookie, dipped in chocolate. @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) is right in that they could be a little more generous with the chocolate dip, but that oatmeal cookie is a sweet twist. The mint chip and cappuccino are both awesome.

Right, sorry, it's called cappuccino, not coffee.
And, yeah, @beardown07 , like Moxie said, I think they're pretty regional.

 

[beardown07]

We wedge couch pillows on the stools, two to a stool to keep her off em when we're not there, and the fucker jumps and pulls the pillows out.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

LULZ! This turd's most comfortable position when sitting on my chest involves her trying to put her asshole right in my face. Bech! Who the f do you think you are!

And from the It's It website:


But I guess you can order them online, too.

Oooo ... west of the rockies, these days, huh?

 

[CorpRebel]

Don't care about none of that. Just want muh cookays. The peanut butter sandwich ones and the one with the caramel and coconut. Thin mints go in the freezer.

I think I've been having "Thin Mint Cookies" withdrawal symptoms...

The only ones I usually buy.

 

[moxie]

She is gonna be obese or dead with my kids and their lack of disciprine.

We got stools for our island, like fucking retards, and now the fucker spends half her day on the island scavenging.

I'm trying to fatten mine up (vet recommends waiting until she hits 4lbs to fix her) so I stupidly give her people food all the time now. Really seems to like Cheetos puffs.

How does that little shit get up on the barstools?

 

[moxie]

You shove her the fuck down when she does that. That's domineering bullshit.

Oh, yeah - she definitely thinks she's the boss. I always have to remind myself - if she was 50 lbs, would you be letting her do this shit?!

 

[beardown07]

I'm trying to fatten mine up (vet recommends waiting until she hits 4lbs to fix her) so I stupidly give her people food all the time now. Really seems to like Cheetos puffs.

How does that little shit get up on the barstools?

Dude she is crazy athletic/nimble, coupled with the ruhtard fearlessness.

She jumps on the stools, even with them pushed in. She has no regard for her own safety.

 

[moxie]

Dude she is crazy athletic/nimble, coupled with the ruhtard fearlessness.

She jumps on the stools, even with them pushed in. She has no regard for her own safety.

lol! How old is she now?

 

[beardown07]

lol! How old is she now?

Hmm...she'll be 2 late July.

She's super cute and really smart, particularly considering we haven't devoted a bunch of energy into training her, but puppies are rough with littles running around. Considering that, she is actually a pretty chill dog...like not sketchy af, all shivering en shit. She handles the kids excellently.

I've basically got rid of all access to the kids' plastic toys, and we got lidded trash cans for the bathrooms en shit to keep her out of the goddamned tissues. We're all militant about shoes and laundry now. Fucker.

She's getting better. Her most annoying trait, is that you cannot just pet her. She has to fucking participate. She will try to play bite or lick you the second you touch her. It is awful.

Here's another small annoyance, with that trait. She is the Ricky Bobby of getting her leash on. She will unequivocally, without a doubt..100% of the time, turn her fucking head to the left and try to lick you as you are putting the collar on. (Collar's hooked to the leash) EVERY. FUCKING. TIME!? Without fail. I have never taken her out in a year and a half, where the little OCD turd hasn't done that. I swat at her now. Like fling my left hand all dramatic en shit. lulz