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beardown07 said:
Hmm...she'll be 2 late July.

She's super cute and really smart, particularly considering we haven't devoted a bunch of energy into training her, but puppies are rough with littles running around. Considering that, she is actually a pretty chill dog...like not sketchy af, all shivering en shit. She handles the kids excellently.

I've basically got rid of all access to the kids' plastic toys, and we got lidded trash cans for the bathrooms en shit to keep her out of the goddamned tissues. We're all militant about shoes and laundry now. Fucker.

She's getting better. Her most annoying trait, is that you cannot just pet her. She has to fucking participate. She will try to play bite or lick you the second you touch her. It is awful.

Here's another small annoyance, with that trait. She is the Ricky Bobby of getting her leash on. She will unequivocally, without a doubt..100% of the time, turn her fucking head to the left and try to lick you as you are putting the collar on. (Collar's hooked to the leash) EVERY. FUCKING. TIME!? Without fail. I have never taken her out in a year and a half, where the little OCD turd hasn't done that. I swat at her now. Like fling my left hand all dramatic en shit. lulz
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lol! Maybe she'll get more chill as she gets older. Mine is pretty good with littles, too. Lets them carry her all rough and put her in doll strollers. My nephew is like Bam Bam and she still puts up with him. I do feel bad for her after a day with the kids.

This one is a little retarded with the leash, too. She has a harness that's too big for her, so I have to rig it a little, but when I show it to her, she gets all over-excited and it seems like she's trying to put her head in one of the arm holes. I tell her to relax, then she starts doing that army crawl thing or rolling over on her belly. Then, the second she hears the hook lock, she bolts for the door, taking the entire leash with her.

CALM YOUR TITS!!!
 
Why did I make cookie dough? Kinda feel like seeing if maxie feels like dancing rn.

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What the fuck is a Royal Rumble and why are a bunch of fatties I know incessantly tweeting about it.
 
steelerssb said:
What the fuck is a Royal Rumble and why are a bunch of fatties I know incessantly tweeting about it.
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WHAT?! How do you not know what a Royal Rumble is?! TO THE GIF MACHINE!!


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Does anyone have Alexa here? I asked that cow when Disneyland was going to open and she starts fucking off about Disneyland Paris! My friend asked her Alexa and she said it will be open on March 31, 2021 at 8am through April 1, 2021 at 12am.
 
Watching this night stalker series on Netflix and wondering what kind of trauma can turn you into such an evil person.... Then they say that Richard Ramirez's dad used to tie him to a cross in a graveyard and make him stay there over night.


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moxie said:
Does anyone have Alexa here? I asked that cow when Disneyland was going to open and she starts fucking off about Disneyland Paris! My friend asked her Alexa and she said it will be open on March 31, 2021 at 8am through April 1, 2021 at 12am.
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My grandma has an Alexa.

Does that count?
 
moxie said:
lol! Maybe she'll get more chill as she gets older. Mine is pretty good with littles, too. Lets them carry her all rough and put her in doll strollers. My nephew is like Bam Bam and she still puts up with him. I do feel bad for her after a day with the kids.

This one is a little retarded with the leash, too. She has a harness that's too big for her, so I have to rig it a little, but when I show it to her, she gets all over-excited and it seems like she's trying to put her head in one of the arm holes. I tell her to relax, then she starts doing that army crawl thing or rolling over on her belly. Then, the second she hears the hook lock, she bolts for the door, taking the entire leash with her.

CALM YOUR TITS!!!
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Ok, so here's the deal. Facebook, PETA, Petsmart employees, will shame the fuck out of you if you dare suggest not getting the harness leash. Neck collar leashes are like the equivalent beating your kid with a spatula in today's world.

I'm here to tell you. Fuck that harness so much. That shit is fer big dogs. Thee ONLY way my dog will fucking shit is if you kinda "choke" it out of her. lel. She'll pace back and forth like a meth head waiting for his meth head dealer that forgot he was supposed to sell some meth. With the harness, your tugs to fucking move the fuck on form that particular pile of shit, mean nothing to her. I need the neck. I don't have time for their shit. :biggrin:
 
beardown07 said:
Ok, so here's the deal. Facebook, PETA, Petsmart employees, will shame the fuck out of you if you dare suggest not getting the harness leash. Neck collar leashes are like the equivalent beating your kid with a spatula in today's world.

I'm here to tell you. Fuck that harness so much. That shit is fer big dogs. Thee ONLY way my dog will fucking shit is if you kinda "choke" it out of her. lel. She'll pace back and forth like a meth head waiting for his meth head dealer that forgot he was supposed to sell some meth. With the harness, your tugs to fucking move the fuck on form that particular pile of shit, mean nothing to her. I need the neck. I don't have time for their shit. :biggrin:
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I watched the Westminster Dog Show and every single dog was led around by a neck leash. So tell all those granola grabber snot nosed know-it alls to explain that.
 
beardown07 said:
Ok, so here's the deal. Facebook, PETA, Petsmart employees, will shame the fuck out of you if you dare suggest not getting the harness leash. Neck collar leashes are like the equivalent beating your kid with a spatula in today's world.

I'm here to tell you. Fuck that harness so much. That shit is fer big dogs. Thee ONLY way my dog will fucking shit is if you kinda "choke" it out of her. lel. She'll pace back and forth like a meth head waiting for his meth head dealer that forgot he was supposed to sell some meth. With the harness, your tugs to fucking move the fuck on form that particular pile of shit, mean nothing to her. I need the neck. I don't have time for their shit. :biggrin:
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My parent's dog is a smaller dog and they only real they used it when he was younger was he used to try to just sprint on walks and the harness at least didn't choke him. But now I think it's been awhile since they've used it, and this dog is 16 with a bad back and a regular leash doesn't seem to bother him. He's also the same way, gotta do the tug sometimes to tell him we don't have all day. Keep that neck leash.
 
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steelerssb said:
My parent's dog is a smaller dog and the only real they used it when he was younger was he used to try to just sprint on walks and the harness at least didn't choke him. But now I think it's been awhile since they've used it, and this dog is 16 with a bad back and a regular leash doesn't seem to bother him. He's also the same way, gotta do the tug sometimes to tell him we don't have all day. Keep that neck leash.
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Some breeds are impossible leash dogs, no matter what you use.

My last dog, the harnesses weren't really a thing yet. This dog, it's ya know...trendy er whatever. We got one. Used it once, and said fuck this shit.
 
beardown07 said:
Ok, so here's the deal. Facebook, PETA, Petsmart employees, will shame the fuck out of you if you dare suggest not getting the harness leash. Neck collar leashes are like the equivalent beating your kid with a spatula in today's world.

I'm here to tell you. Fuck that harness so much. That shit is fer big dogs. Thee ONLY way my dog will fucking shit is if you kinda "choke" it out of her. lel. She'll pace back and forth like a meth head waiting for his meth head dealer that forgot he was supposed to sell some meth. With the harness, your tugs to fucking move the fuck on form that particular pile of shit, mean nothing to her. I need the neck. I don't have time for their shit. :biggrin:
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lol! I have a harness because I have this fear that she's going to slip down a sewage drain and if I had her on a collar-only, I'd choke her to death as I was pulling her out from the running water that is trying to sweep her away. :laugh: Also, when we're walking the trail, there's tons of cyclists and it's easier for me to just tug her up and out of the way without yanking her by the neck and her splaying all over the road, trying to get back up on her feet like a retarded turtle.

Seems like a collar would be better for bigger dogs than the other way around. A harness gives them more to pull you with, whereas the choke is what gets their attention.
 
moxie said:
lol! I have a harness because I have this fear that she's going to slip down a sewage drain and if I had her on a collar-only, I'd choke her to death as I was pulling her out from the running water that is trying to sweep her away. :laugh: Also, when we're walking the trail, there's tons of cyclists and it's easier for me to just tug her up and out of the way without yanking her by the neck and her splaying all over the road, trying to get back up on her feet like a retarded turtle.

Seems like a collar would be better for bigger dogs than the other way around. A harness gives them more to pull you with, whereas the choke is what gets their attention.
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Well, yer dog is small af. You may be right with the bigs. I got no use for a big at this point in muh life
 
Also, if yer gonna be all fucking outdoorsy with the stupid bastards, I suppose the harness might be better.

I don't take this tard anywhere, certainly not on any goddamned adventures. I got family that can sit the princess air conditioned nightmare,
 
LOL @ all you dog likers letting those puny runts ruin your lives
 
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