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Dole ver 2.0 said:
3 days.

But if you brine it in water, salt, lemon juice and spices, (while in the frig) it will defrost much faster and inculcate a level of flavor heretofore unknown to you.
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beardown07 said:
Easy on the lemon. Quickly can go from a brine to a marinade.

A brine uses osmosis and marinades use acid. If you make your solution acidic (like using a orange/citrus juice) you’ll actually get a mushy exterior on the meat. The reason is the length of time your brine works vs. the length of time for a marinade. You can use a little acid, but if you add too much, watch out for the effect that acid has on your meat. If you do add acid, reduce your brining time accordingly.
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Sounds like a good time, but also sounds like there's maffs involved, or a proliferation of clock watching, measuring... all numbery stuffs.

I want dis

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Not dis

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moxie said:
Sounds like a good time, but also sounds like there's maffs involved, or a proliferation of clock watching, measuring... all numbery stuffs.

I want dis

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Not dis

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brines are awesome, wet or dry.

dry is easier. I like wet fer pork.

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Went to the local Kohl's to return an Amazon order. The only customers in the store were other people returning Amazon orders.

Kohl's is toast.
 
BigRedMoe said:
The Nation of Islam and White Nationalists seem to have a lot in common. Maybe they could all move somewhere together. :dhd:
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Yeah. Prison. Where they all meet & hump regularly.

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trojanfan12 said:
You mean like Nov. 6th 2020 when he had dinner at The French Laundry in Yountville (where meals are a minimum $350 per person) with medical industry lobbyists.
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No, I don't mean when he had dinner at The French Laundry.
On the date of that dinner, Napa County was in the Orange Tier.

As I thought (and I believe said) at the time, it was a really bad look, but not because indoor dining was banned at the time of the dinner, because it wasn't, not in the county where the restaurant is located.

EDIT: I forgot to tell you I'm likely gonna steal "Governor Dippity Doo!"
 
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Amateur. Just copy and paste the executive summary and conclusion. Throw in a couple of diversity graphics and charts.
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That's usually what I do, but this document does not have an exec summary. It's literally 700 pages of charts.

All fascinating HR stuff, like "number of organizations that offer PPO or HMO plans to non-exempt employees that have over 200 employees and annual budgets in excess of 50 million$ in the Northeast" followed by "percent of employees enrolled in PPO or HMO plans, non-exempt, in organizations with over 200 employees and annual budgets in excess of 50MM, in the northeast," followed by the same two charts for EXEMPT employees, and then followed by 50 similar charts breaking everything down by different regions, types of agency, number of emps, amount of budget... then a comparison chart between 2019-2021 for every single metric.

The most fun part is all the pages with detailed salary information for about 100 different positions.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Oh yeah, I have a couple of friends who work there. They used to live here in NY and worked for Keller at one of his other restaurants.
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I would guess your friends, at least under normal circumstances, make decent bank!
Keller definitely has a bunch of restaurants all over.
I've been to The French Laundry once.
It was phenomenal ... definitely one of the best meals I've ever had in my life.
 
Will a gallon of Round Up permanently kill burgeoning ivy? What will it do to the tree roots? I spied with my little eye, some ivy starting to sprawl at the foot of my stairs. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. Next, will be an infestation of rats and mosquitos. I yanked up the rambly bits, but see two origination spots and will pour bleach on them if I have to and don't care if it kills everything it touches but if Round Up will do the job, I'll start with that.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I would guess your friends, at least under normal circumstances, make decent bank!
Keller definitely has a bunch of restaurants all over.
I've been to The French Laundry once.
It was phenomenal ... definitely one of the best meals I've ever had in my life.
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I have Ad Hoc on my list for the buttermilk fried chicken. I hear it's out of this world.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
EDIT: I forgot to tell you I'm likely gonna steal "Governor Dippity Doo!"
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I can't take credit for that. Apparently, when he was in high school, he was really into the hair gel. He was also apparently a pretty decent basketball player. The cheerleaders at his high school came up with a cheer for him:

"Dippity Doo, Dippity Doo, Gavin, Gavin, we love you". lol
 
moxie said:
Will a gallon of Round Up permanently kill burgeoning ivy? What will it do to the tree roots? I spied with my little eye, some ivy starting to sprawl at the foot of my stairs. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. Next, will be an infestation of rats and mosquitos. I yanked up the rambly bits, but see two origination spots and will pour bleach on them if I have to and don't care if it kills everything it touches but if Round Up will do the job, I'll start with that.
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my family will not let me use Round up cause they say it causes cancer and shit....

I think you should douse it with gasoline and just torch your house. It will get rid of it.
 
trojanfan12 said:
I can't take credit for that. Apparently, when he was in high school, he was really into the hair gel. He was also apparently a pretty decent basketball player. The cheerleaders at his high school came up with a cheer for him:

"Dippity Doo, Dippity Doo, Gavin, Gavin, we love you". lol
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Yeah, he looks as though he's still pretty into the hair gel.
Why a nice lookin' man would fuck up his appearance by the overuse of hair gel like that is completely beyond me.
 
moxie said:
Will a gallon of Round Up permanently kill burgeoning ivy? What will it do to the tree roots? I spied with my little eye, some ivy starting to sprawl at the foot of my stairs. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. Next, will be an infestation of rats and mosquitos. I yanked up the rambly bits, but see two origination spots and will pour bleach on them if I have to and don't care if it kills everything it touches but if Round Up will do the job, I'll start with that.
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