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Strip clubs were never my thing. I did pull a couple stripper before, even befiore I was of age. Whenever my buddies would drag me with them, I would just play uninterested, and tell the girls," Go make your money girl. I dont pay to get teased, and have never had to pay for attention or sex."

After they worked the room they would end up coming back around and talking. All my buddies couldnt figure out that the girls knew a loser when they saw one, and if you have to reach into your pocket for money, to get a chick to talk to you, youre a fucking loser.
 
beardown07 said:
Yup. Strip clubs er dumb
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I've been a few dozen times probably but it's always because someone I'm with wants to go. I just sit at the table, get drunk, and look at the titties flopping everywhere.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Strip clubs were never my thing. I did pull a couple stripper before, even befiore I was of age. Whenever my buddies would drag me with them, I would just play uninterested, and tell the girls," Go make your money girl. I dont pay to get teased, and have never had to pay for attention or sex."

After they worked the room they would end up coming back around and talking. All my buddies couldnt figure out that the girls knew a loser when they saw one, and if you have to reach into your pocket for money, to get a chick to talk to you, youre a fucking loser.
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Them bitches get on my nerves when they sit down at your table and start talking you up and shit. Like fuck off, bitch. You ain't getting any money outta me. I don't like feeling like I'm being used.... and rationally...that's almost always what they are doing.
 
Camfantasy said:
Them bitches get on my nerves when they sit down at your table and start talking you up and shit. Like fuck off, bitch. You ain't getting any money outta me. I don't like feeling like I'm being used and rationally that's almost always what they are doing.
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Once they have a thong full of money, and want to go hang out after wards, I'm game. Did it twice actually, and one of them got super pissed when she found out I was only 17, and had been banging her for a week.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Once they have a thong full of money, and want to go hang out after wards, I'm game. Did it twice actually, and one of them got super pissed when she found out I was only 17, and had been banging her for a week.
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Man I never trusted them bitches enough to try for real lol. As soon as they sit down I get quiet and try to ignore them until they leave lol
 
Hu War Yu said:
Boy howdy. I haven't watched it regularly for a long time, but watched an episode last Sunday that was supposed to be a spoof of Terminator. Lame AF.
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Sadly, that was probably the best episode they've had in quite awhile
 
Hu War Yu said:
BAJA!! Pretty good production values for North Augusta
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Your "BAJA" reminds me of the first time I saw someone who was obviously from a Spanish speaking country write "hahahaha." It took me a second to figure it out, and I was wondering what the fuck "jajajajajaja" was supposed to mean.

Anyway, I think that commercial aired all over the country, they just put local info. at the end.
I certainly remember seeing it out here.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Your "BAJA" reminds me of the first time I saw someone who was obviously from a Spanish speaking country write "hahahaha." It took me a second to figure it out, and I was wondering what the fuck "jajajajajaja" was supposed to mean.

Anyway, I think that commercial aired all over the country, they just put local info. at the end
I certainly remember seeing it out here.
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Never seen it. In fact, I can't recall the last time I saw a TV ad for a plumber, because they really don't need to advertise.

Well, other than for things like roto rooter
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Your "BAJA" reminds me of the first time I saw someone who was obviously from a Spanish speaking country write "hahahaha." It took me a second to figure it out, and I was wondering what the fuck "jajajajajaja" was supposed to mean.

Anyway, I think that commercial aired all over the country, they just put local info. at the end.
I certainly remember seeing it out here.
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What's really cool is when you are banging a "spanish as your first language" girl and she starts speaking Spanish during sex. I felt like a border control agent granting asylum to a girl trying to seek refuge in my homeland.
 
Camfantasy said:
What's really cool is when you are banging a "spanish as your first language" girl and she starts speaking Spanish during sex. I felt like a border control agent granting asylum to a girl trying to seek refuge in my homeland.
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Um ... I don't know how to break this to you,
But "muy pequeno" isn't a compliment.
 
Mental illness is no joke
 
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