tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
So gross. I've had old dudes offer rent and car payments in the past and I honestly would not be able to look at myself in the mirror. I even feel icky when my girlfriends are like, "Buy a round for me and my friends!". Yuck.
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When women ask me to buy them a drink: Fuck you, buy ME a drink! Equality, bitch!

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Parka! said:
Hey Wamu! It probably won't be much longer for you to be eligible. Also probably likely in the very near future the demand will drop way off for the vaccine making it much easier for anyone that wants one to get it.
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If I remeber correctly I'll be able to get my vaccine at the end of the month.
 
Speaking of dating and marrying for money, Jeff Bezos' ex-wife, a multi-billionaire, just married a Seattle school teacher.

Lucky mofo, but I bet there's an iron clad prenup in place.
 
I like when people send me a calendar notice that they are OOO and I accept it, so it shows me as OOO, too. Then when other people bug me on Monday, I'm all, "Oh, no! I wasn't OOO on Friday, that was Stephanie's invite. Must've made me look out, but I wasn't. I was here* the whole time."

*not being annoyed by your stupid emails!
 
Anybody here take Adderall?
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Speaking of dating and marrying for money, Jeff Bezos' ex-wife, a multi-billionaire, just married a Seattle school teacher.

Lucky mofo, but I bet there's an iron clad prenup in place.
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