tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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beardown07 said:
I got roped in to coaching my daughter's soccer team this April, and it fucking terrifies me.

My daughter has NOOOOOO business playing sports. Two left feet, poor eyes and is lazy af. My boy is a natural, but goddamn dude, my daughter is HORRIBLE. Guaranteed to be the worst kid on the team. I am dreading it soo much, and my wife is to blame, and believe me, I let her know daily.
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Don't let her play goalie or fullback. Not a great confidence builder if the games are high scoring.
 
Mofo said:
Don't let her play goalie or fullback. Not a great confidence builder if the games are high scoring.
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Definitely this. Put her at forward, even if she stinks, the other players can pick up the slack. There's also the offchance she'll get a dumb luck ball and do something with it....possibly.
 
moxie said:
Stop me if we've had this conversation before, but have any of you bought Sheex? Holy crap! I'm usually a 100% cotton type of gal, but my friend has these and they are pretty friggin' awesome!
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Sheex?

(Either we've have not had this conversation before, or my memory is far worse than I realized.)
 
I have some of the bamboo sheets and they are fucking awsam
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Sheex?

(Either we've have not had this conversation before, or my memory is far worse than I realized.)
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Sheets... super soft and comfy! Looks like they are 87 percent microfiber and 13 percent spandex. They feel really good and keep you cool. I think bamboo has a similar effect and wish I would have picked up a set of those the last time I saw them on sale at macy's for comparison.
 
moxie said:
Stop me if we've had this conversation before, but have any of you bought Sheex? Holy crap! I'm usually a 100% cotton type of gal, but my friend has these and they are pretty friggin' awesome!
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Liquid proof sheets? Of course I have some. Wait, what are Sheex?
 
moxie said:
Sheets... super soft and comfy! Looks like they are 87 percent microfiber and 13 percent spandex. They feel really good and keep you cool. I think bamboo has a similar effect and wish I would have picked up a set of those the last time I saw them on sale at macy's for comparison.
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Ah.
I am such a snob about sheets. I'm not one to want or feel like I need lots of fancy schmancy stuff, but my sheets are an exception, and a major exception. I will drop bank on really nice sheets.
I got a bamboo comforter cover a few years back. It was really soft and I liked the color, so I figured why not.
It was a mistake. I mean, I still love the color and it really is quite soft, but I can't sleep under it without waking up in the middle of the night burning up. There are others who love the bamboo fabric. Maybe it's just something about my chemistry that bamboo doesn't work for me.
 
moxie said:
Sheets... super soft and comfy! Looks like they are 87 percent microfiber and 13 percent spandex. They feel really good and keep you cool. I think bamboo has a similar effect and wish I would have picked up a set of those the last time I saw them on sale at macy's for comparison.
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I got them free when I got that purple mattress, then thought about buying another set and realized they were expensive as fuck.
 
Camfantasy said:
I got them free when I got that purple mattress, then thought about buying another set and realized they were expensive as fuck.
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Talk to meh bout that purple mattress.
 
steelerssb said:
Soft-shell crab sandwiches from one of them 100 year old fish/meat markets for lunch today.

homer drool GIF
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Never had soft shell crabs, just the pubic ones.

Do you eat the soft shell crabs shell and all?
 
beardown07 said:
Talk to meh bout that purple mattress.
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Yeah, do this. I need to start looking at a new mattress. Why should I go away from a traditional one? I currently have a double pillow top Stearns & Foster that I love so I'm hesitant to get one of these new types.
 
huskers1217 said:
@beardown07 - A new entry for I'm a shitty father for telling my kid the truth last night

I got out the baseball stuff and said. lets go practice. Kid said no. I asked again. Kid said no.

I got frustrated and told him he needs to stop being the worst damn kid on the team and start practicing now.

that blew some gaskets.
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BigRedMoe said:
How old? And is he really the worst?
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huskers1217 said:
yes it was kinda harsh.

almost 7

and yes he is.
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Worst. Dad. Ever.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Ah.
I am such a snob about sheets. I'm not one to want or feel like I need lots of fancy schmancy stuff, but my sheets are an exception, and a major exception. I will drop bank on really nice sheets.
I got a bamboo comforter cover a few years back. It was really soft and I liked the color, so I figured why not.
It was a mistake. I mean, I still love the color and it really is quite soft, but I can't sleep under it without waking up in the middle of the night burning up. There are others who love the bamboo fabric. Maybe it's just something about my chemistry that bamboo doesn't work for me.
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Yeah, I'm normally the same - high thread count, 100% cotton... that give my bank account dry heaves. This sheex stuff is pretty good... didn't overheat me at all. They run just under $200 for a queen size set (with 4 pillowcases) so I think I'll try them out at home.
 
beardown07 said:
Talk to meh bout that purple mattress.
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I got the "cheap" one which was like a grand for a queen...and it was waaaaay too firm. I actually prefer a semi-firm mattress but this just felt like a block of cement with a couple of inches of some squishy shit on top. I really believe if I would have gotten the big boy expensive one then it would have been great. It was like 3 or 4 grand though and is like 200+lbs. lel


I ended up trying to send it back and they basically told me to keep it because they didn't have a place to donate it close by..... so I gave it to my mom lol
 
huskers1217 said:
@beardown07 - A new entry for I'm a shitty father for telling my kid the truth last night

I got out the baseball stuff and said. lets go practice. Kid said no. I asked again. Kid said no.

I got frustrated and told him he needs to stop being the worst damn kid on the team and start practicing now.

that blew some gaskets.
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And then you told him he was adopted and you aren't his real dad?

Damn, that's cold.
 
Camfantasy said:
I got the "cheap" one which was like a grand for a queen...and it was waaaaay too firm. I actually prefer a semi-firm mattress but this just felt like a block of cement with a couple of inches of some squishy shit on top. I really believe if I would have gotten the big boy expensive one then it would have been great. It was like 3 or 4 grand though and is like 200+lbs. lel


I ended up trying to send it back and they basically told me to keep it because they didn't have a place to donate it close by..... so I gave it to my mom lol
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That's the part I don't like... that sucker is HEAVY!! :shocked:
 
So, who was it said, "When your naked..." on the Beatles record?
 
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