tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Good news! I went to the DMV and didn't get arrested! I still hate them but I should be getting a new license in 2-3 weeks unless they continue to prove their incompetence. My bet is yes, they do.

Wish there was a spicy sauced feller to make that bet with me here :pout:
 
Also- Big Boss's BIL was super sick and I was under strict orders not to schedule meetings after hours or during the 2 hour break IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY that I block for him so he could be bedside & sech. Welp, he kicked the bucket last week... so that means I can start scheduling later meetings again, right?
 
moxie said:
Also- Big Boss's BIL was super sick and I was under strict orders not to schedule meetings after hours or during the 2 hour break IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY that I block for him so he could be bedside & sech. Welp, he kicked the bucket last week... so that means I can start scheduling later meetings again, right?
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Allow a period of mourning (or celebrating). He'll let you know when he's ready.
 
How in the hell does someone hit their thumb - and hurt it badly enough that the next day it's still swollen and painful af, even having taken a few tylenol - in the middle of a kick, with their own fucking leg?

:facepalm:

I guess that's what I get for making fun of @moxie walking (even though I did acknowledge my own klutziness).
 
It's "Fun with execs who can't read a stupid email" time, with Hu!

Today's episode: the Timekeeper's Kerfuffle

Payroll manager: Hey Hu, going forward we only need two signatures on the time sheets: yours since you prepare it, and then your boss or his boss. We don't need signatures from both of those boss types.
Hu: got it! Hey bosszilla and boss-ra, which one of you wants to be the one who signs going forward?
Bosszilla: I approve the time sheet
Boss-Ra: I also approve. Send me a copy and I will print it out, sign, scan and return
Bosszilla: Great, thanks Boss-Ra! That's some quality bossin'
Hu: Gentlemen, they are asking ME to be one of the signers going forward, and only one of you needs to sign as well, so which do you prefer?
Boss-Ra: Bosszilla, send me the time sheet now, I'm ready to sign it
Hu: Guys, there IS NO TIME SHEET, we already submitted for this pay period, they're talking about who will sign going forward
Bosszilla: What happened to the time sheet? Why don't we have one ready?
Hu: :L
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
How in the hell does someone hit their thumb - and hurt it badly enough that the next day it's still swollen and painful af, even having taken a few tylenol - in the middle of a kick, with their own fucking leg?

:facepalm:

I guess that's what I get for making fun of @moxie walking (even though I did acknowledge my own klutziness).
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Could be broken. Check it out.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
How in the hell does someone hit their thumb - and hurt it badly enough that the next day it's still swollen and painful af, even having taken a few tylenol - in the middle of a kick, with their own fucking leg?

:facepalm:

I guess that's what I get for making fun of @moxie walking (even though I did acknowledge my own klutziness).
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You should've bought new shoes.

:kermit:
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Allow a period of mourning (or celebrating). He'll let you know when he's ready.
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Good plan. I'm trying to be extra nice to him so he doesn't give me the stink eye about taking some vacation days next month.
 
moxie said:
Good plan. I'm trying to be extra nice to him so he doesn't give me the stink eye about taking some vacation days next month.
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Moxie: Too bad, sorry for your loss. Heading to the Bahamas. Ciao!

I don't know about that one....
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Moxie: Too bad, sorry for your loss. Heading to the Bahamas. Ciao!

I don't know about that one....
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What's wrong with that? Clear and concise, straight to the point. I like it!
 
moxie said:
What's wrong with that? Clear and concise, straight to the point. I like it!
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tell him you are going to take his ashes to the beach and give him a proper memorial....then throw them away when you get there and do lines of cocaine off a cabana boy's penis
 
Camfantasy said:
tell him you are going to take his ashes to the beach and give him a proper memorial....then throw them away when you get there and do lines of cocaine off a cabana boy's penis
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haha! One time, I told this guy I used to party with that I was going to do that. But then I got too drunk and passed out.
 
Went and took care of my client today. Easy easy fucking money.

I must inquire, why am I tiring of IT work to the point I'm considering throwing the money away? Its an average of 6 hours per month of my time. Is there something wrong with me? Is it anything a few lines of blow off a cabana boy's tallywhacker wouldn't sort out?
 
Camfantasy said:
laziness would be my first though
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Waving Jon Heder GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
 
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