tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Handicappers]

She got bigger. Maybe she’s just hiding her fat ass.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Is baseball still dead to everyone in here?

 

[Inquisitor]

Is baseball still dead to everyone in here?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Is baseball still dead to everyone in here?

Absolutely. Only two things would revive it.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Absolutely. Only two things would revive it.

What’s that? Your Mets just locked up their next albatross for 10 years

 

[Hu War Yu]

What’s that?

1) the contraction of the Atlanta Braves
b) a Mets championship

 

[huskers1217]

1) the contraction of the Atlanta Braves
b) a Mets championship

aw. oh hello

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

1) the contraction of the Atlanta Braves
b) a Mets championship

Braves will probably have to change their name eventually, will that be good enough

 

[huskers1217]

Pat Sajak to get shit canned?

 

[Inquisitor]

1) the contraction of the Atlanta Braves

I'm sure we can get some wishes for the Dodgers too.

 

[huskers1217]

Braves will probably have to change their name eventually, will that be good enough

so...if i get to truist. am i not allowed to bring my rubbery tomahawk

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm sure we can get some wishes for the Dodgers too.

Dodgers can stay, fuck the team, but there fanbase is just sensitive enough to be worth fucking with

 

[huskers1217]

I'm sure we can get some wishes for the Dodgers too.

or the Asterisks

have we forgiven them for cheating?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

so...if i get to truist. am i not allowed to bring my rubbery tomahawk

I think so. Hell, the NC band of the Cherokee nation manufactures those things, so not having them is taking the food out of native children’s mouths

 

[Camfantasy]

Is baseball still dead to everyone in here?

 

[Inquisitor]

or the Asterisks

have we forgiven them for cheating?

There are plenty who never will.

It was sheer stupidity. The team didn't need to cheat to win.

They've lost too many key players now to do anything but make the postseason.

 

[huskers1217]

ARE YOU READY??!!????!!



LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigRedMoe]

I wish I didn't need a phone at all. My X lasted less than 2 years before the screen took a shit. I went in last week and sat in the goddamn apple store for over 2 hours while they messed around with it and finally moved everything over to the new phone I had to buy. I went with the 12 pro, but the smallest storage because I've found that I never fill it all, especially now that I've moved my pictures over to google photo. The mini was cute, but I knew I'd get pissy about it and the max is too big for my hands to hold comfortably. I ended up paying ~$800 after the trade-in and I got 6% cash back for putting it on my Apple card. Fuck AT&T... they are not locking me into another of their shitty asshole contracts for 2 years. I needed the option to be able to walk away from them anytime I want.

And because I'm a retard (hey- where's @BigRedMoe been all day? ) about numbers, I'll probably get the 13 when it comes out.

I was sick like a lil' bech the last 2 days. Somebody took an egg beater to muh guts.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Braves will probably have to change their name eventually, will that be good enough

not really....kinda hoping the entire city of Atlanta would go away

 

[Inquisitor]

Braves will probably have to change their name eventually, will that be good enough

The Atlanta Squaws sounds good.