tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[moxie]

There are several criminal investigations going over that boondoggle.

Fed Govt. cut funding because the nature of the project changed; L.A. to S.F. became Bakersfield to Modesto.

Someone should definitely get stabbed over it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Neither appliance sits out on the counter. I have to pull them out of the storage closet thingie and the toaster is much smaller than the oven. But Dole takes too goddamn long to answer my questions so I just turned on the regular oven and will do it that way. Jerks.

I'm usually too busy to pick up every nuanced request you have.

Try asking somebody who has nothing to do, like @huskers1217....

 

[Inquisitor]

Neither appliance sits out on the counter. I have to pull them out of the storage closet thingie and the toaster is much smaller than the oven. But Dole takes too goddamn long to answer my questions so I just turned on the regular oven and will do it that way. Jerks.

15 seconds in the microwave.

Jeez!

 

[Dolemite censored]

@huskers1217 is monitoring Twitter and Instagram nobodies as we speak.

 

[Dolemite censored]

No April's Fools jokes yet?

 

[moxie]

15 seconds in the microwave.

Jeez!

ew! won't it get rubbery?

Speaking of ew. Remember that one time @craigk217 said he doesn't toast the bread for BLTs? What a fucking sociopath.

 

[Tin Man]

Neither appliance sits out on the counter. I have to pull them out of the storage closet thingie and the toaster is much smaller than the oven. But Dole takes too goddamn long to answer my questions so I just turned on the regular oven and will do it that way. Jerks.

You can deem me a jerk in that last reparte, but to lump me in with Dole is a dagger to my heart, mox.

 

[Inquisitor]

ew! won't it get rubbery?

Speaking of ew. Remember that one time @craigk217 said he doesn't toast the bread for BLTs? What a fucking sociopath.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You can deem me a jerk in that last reparte, but to lump me in with Dole is a dagger to my heart, mox.

You should be honored, dumbass.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Reminds me I need to exchange a propane tank.

 

[Tin Man]

ew! won't it get rubbery?

Speaking of ew. Remember that one time @craigk217 said he doesn't toast the bread for BLTs? What a fucking sociopath.

Castrate him! Bacon requires toasted bread!

 

[Tin Man]

You should be honored, dumbass.

Sit on a butt plug, less than average.

 

[beardown07]

ew! won't it get rubbery?

Speaking of ew. Remember that one time @craigk217 said he doesn't toast the bread for BLTs? What a fucking sociopath.

I toast em' all the time. Ya just gotta watch em'.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sit on a butt plug, less than average.

Pass, cretin.

 

[craigk217]

ew! won't it get rubbery?

Speaking of ew. Remember that one time @craigk217 said he doesn't toast the bread for BLTs? What a fucking sociopath.

Pffff ... least I can stay outta the brig, Ms Breadfreak.

 

[moxie]

I toast em' all the time. Ya just gotta watch em'.

I did it for seriously, 10 seconds in the oven. I was storing them in the fridge so they wouldn't go bad but didn't want to eat it cold. I just began constructing a most glorious sammich for lunch and then noticed I ain't got no maters, so now I haz a sadz.

 

[craigk217]

No April's Fools jokes yet?

See Tom Brady ... owner/playa of Montreal Expos.

 

[moxie]

Pffff ... least I can stay outta the brig, Ms Breadfreak.

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They never caught me, ya moldy heel end.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I don't know if this is the greatest thing in history or the most terrifying thing in history.

 

[Camfantasy]

ew! won't it get rubbery?

Speaking of ew. Remember that one time @craigk217 said he doesn't toast the bread for BLTs? What a fucking sociopath.

I don't like anything on a BLT other than the bread.