tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[huskers1217]

forgot to get @Dole ver 2.0 his unnecessary tweet of the day.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Chicago: 70 degrees in April

Every asshole: "Let's shoot off some fireworks on a Tuesday night at 9:30PM"

 

[trojanfan12]

Chicago: 70 degrees in April

Every asshole: "Let's shoot off some fireworks on a Tuesday night at 9:30PM"

People shooting off fireworks: "What kind of asshole hates fireworks?"

 

[huskers1217]

Nicholas Cage as Herbie

 

[moxie]

Nicholas Cage as Herbie

Nightmare fuel

 

[beardown07]

Nightmare fuel

 

[moxie]

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Midgets & corgis

 

[beardown07]

That's meh in the Black Sabbath T

 

[moxie]

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That's meh in the Black Sabbath T

Are you standing on a box?

 

[beardown07]

Are you standing on a box?

Haha. I don't think so? I was pretty fucked up, but I think they were just short beches.

 

[beardown07]

I do look weirdly tall in that shit for some reason? LOL

 

[Camfantasy]

I do look weirdly tall in that shit for some reason? LOL

You look like you follow children home from school in your PT Cruiser then ask them if they want to come over to your house to listen to your garage band.

 

[broncosmitty]

Chicago: 70 degrees in April

Every asshole: "Let's shoot off some fireworks on a Tuesday night at 9:30PM"

I to, love a good spring afternoon fireworks show.

Pasty white legs taking their first beating from the sun in five months. Birds chirping, children playing. Me in sunglasses, looking around, hoping nobody got ahold of a cannon.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Nicholas Cage as Herbie

Blonde, overalls Herbie is still da bestest.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Nicholas Cage as Herbie

Nightmare fuel

You should see the fan-made pron parodies. Even freaked me out.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I do look weirdly tall in that shit for some reason? LOL

How tall are you? I still think you look short if it makes you feel any better.

 

[Inquisitor]

How tall are you? I still think you look short if it makes you feel any better.

Maybe he should grow his straw longer.

 

[huskers1217]

@iruletheskool @gobigred @BigRedMoe @Skerpokes @popeyecv64

tOfficial thread of thee mighty Spartans of San Jose St

Coming to a tournament near you!!!

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[moxie]

You look like you follow children home from school in your PT Cruiser then ask them if they want to come over to your house to listen to your garage band.

Sounds like the therapy still hasn’t helped you much.

 

[beardown07]

Sounds like the therapy still hasn’t helped you much.

It was inordinately detailed.