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gobigred said:
@Hu War Yu needs one like that but with gin

I’m sure @craigk217 can help him out with that
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I've been wondering if restaurants which started offering alcohol to go or for delivery during the pandemic will continue to do so.
My guess is they will.
If all other things are basically equal and you have a ... say a mexican place which offers delivery/takeout, but one offers a "margarita kit" and the other does not, I'm guessing the one which offers the margarita kit will do better.
 
Padres have a perfect game going against Rangers through 7.

As for me, I'm going to bed.
 
Actually not perfect because a Ranger was hit by a pitch.

Just a no-hitter going.
 
Joe Musgrove gets the no hitter

First No hitter in Padres history

Former Pirate @steelerssb
 
gobigred said:
Joe Musgrove gets the no hitter

First No hitter in Padres history

Former Pirate @steelerssb
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I’ve decided to venture back to my belurved tanning beds to prep muhself for the Caribbean. Goddamn, that shit feels so fantastic. Best naps ever.

hrrmm observation:
Of the 8 or so people I saw while there, 5 were dudes. I wondered if they put a sock on their wiener. One was also a dude I used to party with peripherally. Never would have guessed that he likes to get his buns toasted.
 
moxie said:
I’ve decided to venture back to my belurved tanning beds to prep muhself for the Caribbean. Goddamn, that shit feels so fantastic. Best naps ever.

hrrmm observation:
Of the 8 or so people I saw while there, 5 were dudes. I wondered if they put a sock on their wiener. One was also a dude I used to party with peripherally. Never would have guessed that he likes to get his buns toasted.
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Moxie in a couple of weeks

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wildturkey said:
Moxie in a couple of weeks

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I go super light on muh face and none on the bewbies. Balance, yo.

omfg! This fucking horn dog just humped a truly all over my bed! Imma fucking kill her!
 
moxie said:
I’ve decided to venture back to my belurved tanning beds to prep muhself for the Caribbean. Goddamn, that shit feels so fantastic. Best naps ever.

hrrmm observation:
Of the 8 or so people I saw while there, 5 were dudes. I wondered if they put a sock on their wiener. One was also a dude I used to party with peripherally. Never would have guessed that he likes to get his buns toasted.
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Real messicans don't need tanning beds
 
moxie said:
I’ve decided to venture back to my belurved tanning beds to prep muhself for the Caribbean. Goddamn, that shit feels so fantastic. Best naps ever.

hrrmm observation:
Of the 8 or so people I saw while there, 5 were dudes. I wondered if they put a sock on their wiener. One was also a dude I used to party with peripherally. Never would have guessed that he likes to get his buns toasted.
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Theseveral times I’ve pre burned myself for tropical adventures, I don’t take off the undies.

Pulled em down at the top and rolled em up at the bottom. Butt cheek/thigh crease burns scare me as much as junk sunburns.

Those beds are pretty much the best naps ever. Then you wake up to the smell of seared flesh.
 
moxie said:
I’ve decided to venture back to my belurved tanning beds to prep muhself for the Caribbean. Goddamn, that shit feels so fantastic. Best naps ever.

hrrmm observation:
Of the 8 or so people I saw while there, 5 were dudes. I wondered if they put a sock on their wiener. One was also a dude I used to party with peripherally. Never would have guessed that he likes to get his buns toasted.
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Gaaaaa!!!!!!

Stay the fuck away from tanning beds!

Get spf gazillion instead.

Geezus, woman, WTF you thinkin'?
 
For this weekend's installment of "Neighborhood News,"


Tammy is very upset.
The seemingly random dude who on the phone with Tammy, whilst pacing up and down the street,
Is rather frustrated by how upset Tammy is.

I don't know why Tammy is so upset, nor why random dude is so frustrated Tammy is upset.

I also don't know why I'm so amused by how very upset Tammy is, perhaps because the random dude keeps, saying Tammy's name over and over.

What I do know is I had to come inside, because I kept cracking up as I was outside pulling weeds and hearing this guy going on and on to Tammy. Smart-ass that I am, I really wanted to yell out, "tell Tammy I said hi," but I decided to behave.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
For this weekend's installment of "Neighborhood News,"


Tammy is very upset.
The seemingly random dude who on the phone with Tammy, whilst pacing up and down the street,
Is rather frustrated by how upset Tammy is.

I don't know why Tammy is so upset, nor why random dude is so frustrated Tammy is upset.

I also don't know why I'm so amused by how very upset Tammy is, perhaps because the random dude keeps, saying Tammy's name over and over.

What I do know is I had to come inside, because I kept cracking up as I was outside pulling weeds and hearing this guy going on and on to Tammy. Smart-ass that I am, I really wanted to yell out, "tell Tammy I said hi," but I decided to behave.
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This is an almost daily occurrence on my block. We live near a hospital, and there are always either workers on break or people visiting the hospital who pace up and down our street while having the most intimate cell phone conversations imaginable
 
Hu War Yu said:
This is an almost daily occurrence on my block. We live near a hospital, and there are always either workers on break or people visiting the hospital who pace up and down our street while having the most intimate cell phone conversations imaginable
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I will never understand how people can have really private phone conversations very publicly, and loudly (I could see how outside a hospital, people may not be thinking entirely clearly, so I'd give them a wee bit of a break, or at least some of them, but still, wouldn't you be mindlful not to speak VERY LOUDLY?).

Anyway, random, pacing dude is named Dan (I now know his last name, too, but we'll just stick with "Dan"). Dan now has a reservation for dinner. It's at 7:30. He requested a "romantic table for 2." It really was all I could do not to ask if he would be dining with Tammy, like, is this a "sorry for being a jerk, Tammy" kind of dinner, or are his dinner plans with someone else. If I hadn't come inside to keep from laughing, I'd probably know. Dammit!
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I will never understand how people can have really private phone conversations very publicly, and loudly (I could see how outside a hospital, people may not be thinking entirely clearly, so I'd give them a wee bit of a break, or at least some of them, but still, wouldn't you be mindlful not to speak VERY LOUDLY?).
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I'd say "lousy millennials," but boomers seem to do this a lot, too
 
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