tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[moxie]

Sounds like what yer really after is a Segway.

can i get those monster tires on 'em?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Sounds like what yer really after is a Segway.

Oh, no.
My apologies (kinda), but I must ...

 

[moxie]

I'm leaving the puppy with a sitter. I hope she doesn't give herself a heart attack when I pick her up.

 

[Dolemite censored]

The Bearded Clam sounds fun

More fun if waxed...

 

[BigRedMoe]

can i get those monster tires on 'em?

Yes, just don't roll off any cliffs.

 

[beardown07]

Well...practice #2 was tonight.

The practices are kinda pointless. Seems like the only thing to come from em', is them being outside, and "exercising".

 

[Dolemite censored]

Well...practice #2 was tonight.

The practices are kinda pointless. Seems like the only thing to come from em', is them being outside, and "exercising".

Conditioning and endurance are keys.

Make the practices intense fun and competitive and get them conditioned.

Stop the self pitying fake martyrdom and do your job!

 

[beardown07]

Conditioning and endurance are keys.

Make the practices intense fun and competitive and get them conditioned.

Stop the self pitying fake martyrdom and do your job!

Shut up.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Shut up.

Stop the Catholic guilt and get them ready to play!

 

[Dolemite censored]

 

[beardown07]

I assure you, they are all clamoring to play goalie.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I assure you, they are all clamoring to play goalie.

The marginal ones need more coaching and practice and need to be talked up. Make them run laps.

Endurance is key.

 

[beardown07]

The marginal ones need more coaching and practice and need to be talked up. Make them run laps.

Endurance is key.

Thanks, Jerkin Klinsmann.

 

[Camfantasy]

 

[Handicappers]

Well...practice #2 was tonight.

The practices are kinda pointless. Seems like the only thing to come from em', is them being outside, and "exercising".

When do two-a-days start and the wind sprints?

 

[Hu War Yu]

When do two-a-days start and the wind sprints?

Yeah, parents are counting on the coach to tire their presshuss lil' angels out so they'll go right to sleep when they get home

 

[Tin Man]

And like the milkshake said

Please, “Albino Solo Cup.”

 

[huskers1217]

morning

 

[Tin Man]

The Bearded Clam sounds fun

Forty years ago, The Bearded Clam was a dive bar just off I85, north of Atlanta proper. I went there with once with a friend from North Carolina and his former childhood buddy. That guy got thrown out. To get tossed from that place was a true low on the humanity scale. A wreaking homeless guy was allowed to sit at the edge of the bar, nursing his one glass of draft Natty Light and trying to bum cigarettes from other patrons.

 

[gobigred]

Yeah, parents are counting on the coach to tire their presshuss lil' angels out so they'll go right to sleep when they get home

That’s why @beardown07 gives them a Red Bull drink as they leave to get their energy back up. Worst coach ever !