tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[beardown07]

How was that lucky?

 

[beardown07]

bwah!

 

[beardown07]

 

[moxie]

I was sharpening my zoology skills on this fool, waxing poetic about orcas and their apex predator status and he started slobbering on about dolphins, blah, blah, blah and to shut him up, maxie screamed at him, “WHO CARES?! DOLPHINS ARE RAPERS!!”

 

[DragonFromTo]

Dat dorsal make em forceful

 

[Camfantasy]

I forget which thread it was in. I should've snapped proof, but I got sidetracked with absolutely nothing.

Maybe I just didn't give a shit, bech.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I really am tempted to try one of the cannabis colas available these days.
I just have to remember to grab one on a day I have no real responsibilities.

Try the smaller mg's first. Trust me on this.

 

[Inquisitor]

Was that a gif roulette find?


Oh, and lest I forget ...
My yearly Cinco de Mayo feline-inspired palindrome ...

Taco Cat.

There's this new craze in Mexico where everyone's trying to catch cats on the loose.

It's called...




































Gato tag

 

[Inquisitor]

And once again, we have a no-hitter that barely missed being a perfect game, this time because of wild pitch.

 

[huskers1217]

@Hu War Yu

When i peg you is up by 2..

fat staxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[huskers1217]

WINNIPEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FAX staxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Handicappers]

@moxie, you have lovely fingernails.

 

[Mofo]

@moxie, you have lovely fingernails.

mmmm.... hmmm...

 

[Tin Man]

 

[huskers1217]

Welcome home @moxie just think this could be you in a little over a year

 

[moxie]

Welcome home @moxie just think this could be you in a little over a year

Fred Schultz...he the guy that wrote Charlie Brown cartoons?
anywho...I think I only fell down once, the whole time I was there, though the bruises are trying to tell a different story.
and I’m also already shedding like a snake on my crispy shoulders.

 

[moxie]

@moxie, you have lovely fingernails.

Why are you this way? My nails are disgusting. I forgot to tell him to do rounded squares and those are clearly rounded. They’re like the swap meet shape of the nail game. Gross.

 

[huskers1217]

Fred Schultz...he the guy that wrote Charlie Brown cartoons?
anywho...I think I only fell down once, the whole time I was there, though the bruises are trying to tell a different story.
and I’m also already shedding like a snake on my crispy shoulders.

negative that is Charles Schultz

 

[Inquisitor]

negative that is Charles Schultz

You mean it's not this guy?

 

[Inquisitor]

Why are you this way? My nails are disgusting. I forgot to tell him to do rounded squares and those are clearly rounded. They’re like the swap meet shape of the nail game. Gross.

I'd still nail you.