tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Dolemite censored]

I think it was a premolar on my bottom jaw. Now it's just this jagged, rough canyon there.

I fucking hate dentists.

You are really tongue-in-cheek about that...

Or is it tongue-in-socket...

 

[moxie]

I have no idea what you are talking about, and I suspect you don't either...

Yep. Confirmed. You can count to potato.

 

[Inquisitor]

Yep. Confirmed. You can count to potato.

Fuck! Racist! Wow!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yep. Confirmed. You can count to potato.

This would have hurt my feelings if I had any.

 

[Dolemite censored]

MegaMillions tonight is at $430 Millions. Could not resist picking up a ticket or so.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

This better be the last weekend I play Bob the Builder for a while. I turned down the chance to take over my grandpa's cabinet shop when he retired for a reason.

 

[Dolemite censored]

This better be the last weekend I play Bob the Builder for a while. I turned down the chance to take over my grandpa's cabinet shop when he retired for a reason.

Hope he sold it.

 

[williewilliejuan]

This better be the last weekend I play Bob the Builder for a while. I turned down the chance to take over my grandpa's cabinet shop when he retired for a reason.

Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Hope he sold it.

He did. To my dad(his son in-law)

 

[moxie]

I hope that was my last request for calendar changes for the day. I'm ready to temporarily alter my chemical make up.

Totally forgot that my boss took the day off today because I was still so dang busy. Ace holes.

 

[CorpRebel]

I hope that was my last request for calendar changes for the day. I'm ready to temporarily alter my chemical make up.

Totally forgot that my boss took the day off today because I was still so dang busy. Ace holes.

 

[Inquisitor]

Let it flow...let it flow...

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I'm gonna have to go back and revisit that meltdown.

I've heard about it, but never actually seen it.
If you find a good starting place, please let me know.
I'm sure I'll be bored enough at some point to read it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I have been trying to find this gif I saw the other day, and I was laughing like an idiot about. It was the beginning of a pron video, where some chick straddles a guy that is working under a truck, and when he roll out and looks up, its the face of a Great Dane looking down at him. Has anyone else seen this work of art?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I have been trying to find this gif I saw the other day, and I was laughing like an idiot about. It was the beginning of a pron video, where some chick straddles a guy that is working under a truck, and when he roll out and looks up, its the face of a Great Dane looking down at him. Has anyone else seen this work of art?

Nevermind! I found it!

Fucking @Camfantasy

Offensive Joke thread.

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

hooplanation.com

 

[Tin Man]

Whiskey river don’t run dry...

 

[Inquisitor]

Nailed the landing @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)!

 

[beardown07]

Nailed the landing @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)!

Pisses me off they didn't slo-mo replay that shit

 

[wildturkey]

LULZ

 

[Camfantasy]

Sitting on the beach burning one and drinking a beer by myself at midnight. The fuck do you married bitches know about that?