tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
All @Camfantasy knows about is ass munching. Just your speed.

Meanwhile, I have the skills of a master vagina harvester. Your loss.
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Too bad the standards you have for those vaginas isn’t good. I don’t need any harpooning lessons, I have higher standards than you.
 
It's raining cats, dogs, and barnyard animals here.

Winds are gusting at ridiculous speeds. A section of backyard fence is down.
 
They said tornado risk was very low in our area.

But it was like fucking Wizard of Oz out there for a moment.
 
Inquisitor said:
They said tornado risk was very low in our area.

But it was like fucking Wizard of Oz out there for a moment.
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At least it's NOT snow & ice - Right??? :nod:

You all having crazy luck with Mother Nature this year...
 
CorpRebel said:
At least it's NOT snow & ice - Right??? :nod:

You all having crazy luck with Mother Nature this year...
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Small hail as well. Section of our backyard fence is down.

Thankfully nothing that can't be fixed without too much hassle.

But there's more rain on the way.
 
gobigred said:
You are probably the last person on Hoopla I would take dating advice from. @Camfantasy the ginger with no game would give better advice than you
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You keep protecting that virginity. I'm sure you'll find a girl one day that finds algebra attractive.
 
Mofo said:
I've traced the problem. You're the guy who was dumb enough to first notice the meeting and care about scheduling.
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Not even close.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
you could have demonstrated team building and cross functional interdepartmental synergism.
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Sounds like it might result in a high number of visits to the clinic.
 
Valtrax doesn’t cure herpes. Reducing outward symptoms doesn’t mean you can’t spread infection. You’re a human blister factory spreading misery. Have an epiphany or fall off a cliff.
 
gobigred said:
I would say good luck finding someone that thinks gingerbread men are attractive but that’ll never happen
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I thought we all agreed we weren't going to tell him that?

We didn't want to crush his hopes and dreams.
 
Tin Man said:
Valtrax doesn’t cure herpes. Reducing outward symptoms doesn’t mean you can’t spread infection. You’re a human blister factory spreading misery. Have an epiphany or fall off a cliff.
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I believe this is what the poker folks call a "tell"
 
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