tOfficial opening day thread

Ah well, try again to not suck in 2023
 
Lol at the Brewers being last place in MLB
 
Ah well, try again to not suck in 2023
Fail The Simpsons GIF
 

Quite literally the only silver lining was how bad it made this already shitty take backfire (the second one, the first is actually kinda true).

 
I gotta say it feels good to see Pujols in a Cardinals uniform. It feels right.
 

What did he do? Hurt hand without getting hit on a swing...hamate bone? Sucks if that is it. Get an Axe bat, kid.
 
What did he do? Hurt hand without getting hit on a swing...hamate bone? Sucks if that is it. Get an Axe bat, kid.
dove for a ball, sounds like it isn't serious



 
I've never been more exited for a trade acquisition to make their Braves debut. Excited for the Matt Olson era. Dude sounds like a bit of a goody two shoes, and I'd prefer more of a Bad News Bears vibe, but I think he's gonna love that short porch in right after spending his career in Oakland.
 
Bobby Witt, Jr.'s first MLB hit is a go-ahead double late.

Guardians threatening, down 2 with runners on the corners and 2 out.
 
I've never been more exited for a trade acquisition to make their Braves debut. Excited for the Matt Olson era. Dude sounds like a bit of a goody two shoes, and I'd prefer more of a Bad News Bears vibe, but I think he's gonna love that short porch in right after spending his career in Oakland.
I hope so. Cornerstone of my fantasy team.
 
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