tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Leaves out milk and cookies for Sancho everyday before he goes to work.
 
His sancho name is Pancho who works on a rancho and makes 50 pesos a day…..
 
Saw a sign that said "COME TO JESUS", so he beat off watching his neighbor's landscaper.
 
They had to do a lot of extra cleanup at the confessional after he came to Jesus.
 
Spent his life's savings on the peep shows.
 
Spent his life peeping into men's room stalls.
 
He figured out he could buy himself flowers long before Miley did.
 
Brags how he rocked Miley's Grammy hairdo waaaay before her.
 
Feels better wearing both his Tommy Copper bra and camel toe support.
 
His super power is he can fart on command after eating at Taco Bell.
 
Has a Chernobyl moose knuckle.
 
In prison they called his Bhole Three Mile Island.
 
The sight of him naked causes instant constipation.
 
Is known in Ybor City as the legendary Johnny “Honk Honk” Hotpants. Do NOT him tell you how he came by the name.
 
He has no feeling in his butthole.
 
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