tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Is addicted to eating laxatives.
 
Doesn't see his laxative addiction as a problem because he can shit any time he wants to.
 
Is a belly button lint collector.
 
Eats wet dogs er dongs.
 
Isn't concerned with the difference
 
He has French kissed his grandmother and likes it when she takes her teeth out.
 
Cruises for tail at assisted living facilities
 
Thinks assisted living is handjobs.
 
Thinks a hand bike is a sex toy
 
Thinks everything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
 
Just received his final eviction notice and responded,

”But Mom no!?!?”
 
Is Mommy's little piggy.
 
Takes the phrase a pig in a poke VERY seriously if you know what I mean
 
Banned from all piggly wigglys.
 
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