tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Blames his wife's dyslexia for calling him smalley bigs
 
He’s sniffing so much that his wife keeps asking him if he has a cold but he prefers to call it “the Colombian flu.”
 
Shows us less often than Anthony Rendon.
 
Was given the choice of Motumbo or Kevin Hart for his penis name. In good conscious had to go with Kevin
 
His favorite dinosaur is the thesaurus.
 
Thinks onomatopoeia is what Mexicans say when they have to go to the bathroom.
 
His favorite saying is someone else's.
 
Still doesn't know when to hold 'em, or when to fold 'em.
 
Sells John Salley nudes on Ebay
 
Has an Only Fans account with one subscriber - his mom.
 
Clearly cannot count because HIS mom also subscribes
 
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