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Owns the complete cinematic Cher collection and brags about it
 
Authored the book “20 Things I can Easily Pound Not Named Sand”!
 
is fond of using the offer "in for a penny, in for a pound" with the women folk
 
Is the one who coined the phrase “Tons of Fun!”
 
enjoys sticking ones into the stripper's fat rolls
 
Smells his fingers after scratching his ass
 
Loves a dick in the rear and I have the photo to prove it!
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The first thing I remember about him was he kept a jar of mustache wax and was wearing a tee shirt that said, "one cock at a time".
 
Used mustache wax on his ear hair
 
Has a landing strip.
 
Still has plenty of troubles with his approach, landing strip or not.
 
Uses mustache wax on his unibrow.
 
Ancestry DNA told him his sold diseased laden blankets to the Indians
 
Ancestry DNA says he’s from Oklahomo.
 
His DNA results were listed as "Tastiest When Fried."
 
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